Just starting a thread about church. I like how he is all old school in Marathon this last episode. I dont see why a bunch of noobs said he was going to be in Doom though.
Well just post anything and everything about Church here
I think the X-mas PSA showed us all how big of an assclown he was, and why we loved him for it.
Also no one should flame this thread as this thread has not been done in months. Every thread like it has been flamed and people say check a few pages back. Well gues what there is not few pages back with all the spam attacks and anything you find will just be a thread that was flamed. So please keep this thread on topic and no flamewars.
I disagree with him being an a-hole. Just no one sees his views, I think no one understands him, or I can just be very biased towards Church.... Whichever comes first. You decide that,
true about the Topic since it hasnt been done in a while, but oh well
Oh come on he told Tucker to buy a gift then didn't get one for him. If someone did that to you, you would be fucking pissed and calling him worse names then an asshole.
Although this has been done (remember the church of Church?) I figure this is just as legitimate as the official Tex thread. They have recently reached over 2000 POSTS! I say that the fans of each character have just as much right to create an offiicial thread to celebrate the fandom. But in order for this thing to continue on there is one piece of advice I give you... STAY ON TOPIC. That above all else helps prolong a thread's life. I myself might join this one specifically though because I like Church the most as well.
The bulleted list gave me one the best Church quotes in my opinion:
"You, are goddamn idiot. And I’d like to prove this mathematically. Take your age. Now subtract ten years. Were you smart back then? No, you were a goddamn idiot. The fact is, your still a goddamn idiot; it’s just going to take ten more years before you realize it."
I agree with the point that Church is misunderstood. If I was to be a character in RvB I would be most like him. Putting down stupid people and nothing but bad luck around every turn. Also seemed like when the creators first came up with the character, they wanted someone they could blow up, shoot in the head, blow up again, etc. So I really don't see why he is so misunderstood. If I was constantly getting abused, I would be frustrated too.
Does anyone think that church isnt really the man he is? not to be mean.... wait actually ill be mean. I mean the jokes like the little switch and problems with TEX. I think Tex just needs more attention and Church really needs to stop keeping cash in his wallet. Be like me, Carry Plastic..
You think the next ep will be everyone else trying to escape? I think it'll be that but then Church shows up to save (or end) the day. Just personal speculation.
or just sit around for 1000 years and just wait. Maybe he can find a Marathon Sniper Rifle and leave a bullet in it for the...........aww nvm just remembered Tex had the Sniper Rifle
I can see it now Church - "I thought I told you morons to not touch anything or bring anything glowing into the base." Caboose - "I'm sorry Church, but you did not tell us until it happened. You're not a very good psychic." Tucker - "Yeah, man. I how were we supposed to know these things until you said them?" Church - "That's why I left a recording." Bomb voice - 8 ... 9 ... 10 ... Detonating. Church - "Ah, son of a --" *BOOM*
