"A favourite quote thread after just one episode? Doubleyou-tee-eff?!! This Lay-uss guy must be a complete idiot!"
Yes, that's what you're probably not saying to yourself because you're too busy doing cool and/or important things to even have time to click on this thread. However, for the few that would be interested in a favourite quote thread after just one episode, today's your lucky day.
I think that--since it's only been one episode and all--you should try to figure out a single favourite quote. That is only one quote per person to be picked as your absolute favourite. It will be interesting to see what the most popular quote will be.
In addition to your the quote you rank as Number One, I won't try and stop you from listing extra quotes that you may have also found to be highly amusing.
I'll withhold my vote until I see if any of you are interested or not.