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Greatest One Liner EverOk well since the crash this thread was deleted so i am doing it again and hope it is enjoyed by everyone as much this time as it was the last.

What is the greatest one liner from any character in the RvB series so far It can be any line by any of the characters.
#1  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 75 Cool
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Aleister
Tucker: "I'm here to lay some pipe. Bow-chicka-bow-wow."
#2  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 160 Funny
Presstini
tucker - ' where were u gonna shoot it from?the fuckin moon, if u had backed up any further u would of had to male him the bullets'
#3  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 127 Funny
DiMono Site Admin
This is
#4  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 70 Funny
hezekiah
Red Zealot: "I have seen the top of the mountain, and you will worship me as though I were a god {gets beat down} I regret nothing! I lived as few men dare to dream."
#5  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 75 Funny
killmore231
"and tuckers big thing" Caboose
#6  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 23 Funny
killmore231
or "quike tucker get a ladder"
#7  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  - 15 Noob
Juwambi
Caboose: Time Line? Time isn't even made up of lines. It is made up of circles. That is why clocks are round.
#8  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 134 Funny
killmore231
whos the new guy. They new guys pretty full of himself. Caboose
#9  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  - 26 Lame
LordDeos
Sarge: Shutup, Bluetard!

I call my friend this all the time! :P
#10  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 41 Cool
neo98 Sponsor
"All I hear is that voice telling me to kill all of my friends before they get a chance to kill me...Wait, you don't hear that." - Caboose
#11  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 57 Funny
Trog_Dor
oooh! Sometimes when I can't sleep at night I think of my parents having sex and I get really anrgy for some reason.- Caboose

or

My name is Michael J. Caboose and I hate babies. - Caboose
#12  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 66 Funny
Raven543
Blarg...
#13  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 50 Funny
GamBeta
"Your toast has been burnt, and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts." - Caboose
#14  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 76 Funny
Raven543
Take that you stupid duck. ~Sarge
#15  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 23 Funny
hezekiah
Tucker: "Oh fuckberries".

I love that word... it rolls off the tounge.
#16  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 62 Funny
dot_xom
Definitely the angry Caboose.

"My name is Michael J. Caboose, AND I EAT BABIES!!!"
#17  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 25 Funny
IanR1989
Put that in the memo and title it SHIT I ALREADY KNOW! - Sarge

Honk Honk - Alien (Fluffy?)

Look Sarge....A SLEEPING PERSON! - Caboose
#18  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 78 Funny
TakariCritic
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooho-oh-oh... this sucks." -Grif
#19  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 11 Funny
Juwambi
Sarge: This is the best game since Griffball
#20  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 26 Funny
Raven543
if you put mustard in my sheets again im gona kill you ~Tucker
#21  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 50 Funny
Juwambi
Caboose to Tex: I know my name...you can ask me if you forget.
#22  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 29 Funny
CrunchByte
The best line is this: What? I'm talking to Caboose.
#23  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  - 54 WTF
hezekiah
In reply to CrunchByte, #23:

I disagree. As a standalone quote, that isn't very good. Only when taken in context is it funny.
#24  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 25 Ditto
Happymoose
Today is a good day...to teleport! ~Sarge
#25  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 14 Funny
TakariCritic
"That was you?! I thought the tooth fairy was mad at me!"-Caboose
#26  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 71 Funny
Caboose143
"Shes a very strong lady"~Caboose
#27  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 10 Funny
pyro_117
"SHELIA, COME BACK TO ME, I BAKED YOU A MUFFIN" - Caboose
#28  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 72 Funny
cpjakecp JustJwl
Look, more sleeping people!
#29  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 12 Funny
cpjakecp JustJwl
Look, more sleeping people! caboose
#30  Posted 8 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  - 14 Noob
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