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TheOwner
Greatest One Liner EverOk well since the crash this thread was deleted so i am doing it again and hope it is enjoyed by everyone as much this time as it was the last.

What is the greatest one liner from any character in the RvB series so far It can be any line by any of the characters.
#1  Posted 9 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 75 Cool
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ex1lepr0
"Wait, what are you up to? And what is that noise? Do I hear a....CAR?!?!?!"
#13,801  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
lolwat360
In reply to ex1lepr0, #13804:

"Agent Washington, you just got... (HUGE EXPLOSION)... awww damn it! Messed up my one liner!"
#13,802  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 1 Funny
Haydar20 Unspecified
"I do not want to catch pregnancy"
-Caboose
#13,803  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
lolwat360
"Shotgun! I SAID SHOTGUN DAMN IT!"
#13,804  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
Ember FoxGirl
"Being wrong is not a democracy."
#13,805  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
ex1lepr0
In reply to Agent_Me, #13808:
"Being wrong is not a democracy."


It's "Being right isn't a democracy." BTW, I love that quote too.
#13,806  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
Ember FoxGirl
In reply to ex1lepr0, #13809:

I'll grant you the correction from "is not" to "isn't"...

...but he says "wrong" not "right"...
#13,807  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
1Threshold1 Cpt Rogers
"It sounds like Morris Code..."
#13,808  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
ex1lepr0
In reply to Agent_Me, #13810:

You're right. My bad. :(
#13,809  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
xxDance
"From now on if anyone's gonna make my girlfriend cranky and psychotic, it's gonna be me." - Church
#13,810  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
ex1lepr0
In reply to xxDance, #13813:

"Aww....that's sweet!" -Tex
#13,811  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 2 Cool
Ember FoxGirl
In reply to ex1lepr0, #13812:

That's ok. I just looked like such a geek right there. XD



In reply to ex1lepr0, #13814:

"Shut up, Bitch" - Church
#13,812  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
ex1lepr0
In reply to Agent_Me, #13815:

Thanks.

"Asshole."-Tex
#13,813  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
xxDance
"Hey Blue! How you like them apples? And by apples, I mean bullets! In your face! How you like them pears? Guess what I mean by pears? These nuts!" - Sarge

[ not really a one liner... but funny still ]
#13,814  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
1Threshold1 Cpt Rogers
"I can tell you what we WEREN'T doing....we weren't re-enacting the coolest scene from the Dukes of Hazard ever..."
#13,815  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
Titan524
Caboose: "FLUFFY! THE ALIEN THAT ONLY LOVED!"
#13,816  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
IKnowNothing
In reply to Titan524, #13819:
Caboose: "FLUFFY! THE ALIEN THAT ONLY LOVES!"

Fixed ;)
#13,817  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
Geniusnes
I have two:

Hey chicka bump bump - Caboose

Right... land... that just means stop flying, right? - Grif
#13,818  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
Blue
"I need to go call someone a c*nt."
#13,819  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
RedOktober
Bow chicka wow wow.
#13,820  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
mickey13
Sarge: You just got Sarged! Heh heh
Caboose: I hope it isn't a math problem
Tucker: oh fuckberries. I use the line whenever I get killed in a game
Church: I swear somebody fucks with the sights on this thing when I'm not looking
Simmons: take that! Ah it didn't work!
Grif: ah were all gonna die!
Tex: You cockbite!
Donut: wow. The blue base gets so much more natural light than ours
#13,821  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
chicken_23
In reply to mickey13, #13824:

Tucker: oh fuckberries. I use the line whenever I get killed in a game

lol me to, it's now part of my everyday vocab, but none of the peoples i know get it!
#13,822  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
316ner
Last time i was shot, I got a purple toe, this time I hope to get a purple lung, I eventually plan to build a whole purple person.
-Caboose
#13,823  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
delta94
In reply to 316ner, #13826:

The quote you're thinking of is:
Last time I was shot, I got a Purple Heart? Yeah uh I hope this time, I get a Purple Lung. You see eventually I, I hope to build an entire purple person. And we will be best friends.
#13,824  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 1 Funny
stranger218
"Hey, Meta! Settle a bet, would you? Does that thing kinda look like a big cat to you?"
-Sarge
#13,825  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 1 Cool
Kuo
"That's why we get along so well; we're both just a couple of lovers" -Church: Season 4
#13,826  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  - 1 Lame
HeadshotDH
Sarge: What happenned? I feel defeated yet inexplicably rejuvenated!
#13,827  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 2 Funny
HeadshotDH
Also
Grif: How's my bumper taste asshole?!
#13,828  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 2 Funny
Zabobula
"Dear Chairman,
I don't give a DAMN about your committee!" - The Director.
#13,829  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 2 Cool
TheChurch1k
you just got sarged - sarge
prepare to get simminsized - simmins
i am alergic to things that i dont want to do - Caboose
uh... shot gun by the way - Grif
Bow Chica honk honk - JR
Bow Chica bow wow - tucker
#13,830  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 1 Cool
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