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ex1lepr0
#13801   Posted 1 year ago
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"Wait, what are you up to? And what is that noise? Do I hear a....CAR?!?!?!"
lolwat360
#13802   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to ex1lepr0, #13804:

"Agent Washington, you just got... (HUGE EXPLOSION)... awww damn it! Messed up my one liner!"
Haydar20
Unspecified
#13803   Posted 1 year ago
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"I do not want to catch pregnancy"
-Caboose
lolwat360
#13804   Posted 1 year ago
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"Shotgun! I SAID SHOTGUN DAMN IT!"
Ember
FoxGirl
#13805   Posted 1 year ago
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"Being wrong is not a democracy."
ex1lepr0
#13806   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to Agent_Me, #13808:
"Being wrong is not a democracy."


It's "Being right isn't a democracy." BTW, I love that quote too.
Ember
FoxGirl
#13807   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to ex1lepr0, #13809:

I'll grant you the correction from "is not" to "isn't"...

...but he says "wrong" not "right"...
1Threshold1
The Uncanny
#13808   Posted 1 year ago
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"It sounds like Morris Code..."
ex1lepr0
#13809   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to Agent_Me, #13810:

You're right. My bad. :(
xxDance
#13810   Posted 1 year ago
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"From now on if anyone's gonna make my girlfriend cranky and psychotic, it's gonna be me." - Church
ex1lepr0
#13811   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to xxDance, #13813:

"Aww....that's sweet!" -Tex
Ember
FoxGirl
#13812   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to ex1lepr0, #13812:

That's ok. I just looked like such a geek right there. XD



In reply to ex1lepr0, #13814:

"Shut up, Bitch" - Church
ex1lepr0
#13813   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to Agent_Me, #13815:

Thanks.

"Asshole."-Tex
xxDance
#13814   Posted 1 year ago
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"Hey Blue! How you like them apples? And by apples, I mean bullets! In your face! How you like them pears? Guess what I mean by pears? These nuts!" - Sarge

[ not really a one liner... but funny still ]
1Threshold1
The Uncanny
#13815   Posted 1 year ago
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"I can tell you what we WEREN'T doing....we weren't re-enacting the coolest scene from the Dukes of Hazard ever..."
Titan524
#13816   Posted 1 year ago
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Caboose: "FLUFFY! THE ALIEN THAT ONLY LOVED!"
IKnowNothing
#13817   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to Titan524, #13819:
Caboose: "FLUFFY! THE ALIEN THAT ONLY LOVES!"

Fixed ;)
Geniusnes
#13818   Posted 1 year ago
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I have two:

Hey chicka bump bump - Caboose

Right... land... that just means stop flying, right? - Grif
Blue
BountyHunter
#13819   Posted 1 year ago
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"I need to go call someone a c*nt."
RedOktober
#13820   Posted 1 year ago
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Bow chicka wow wow.
mickey13
#13821   Posted 1 year ago
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Sarge: You just got Sarged! Heh heh
Caboose: I hope it isn't a math problem
Tucker: oh fuckberries. I use the line whenever I get killed in a game
Church: I swear somebody fucks with the sights on this thing when I'm not looking
Simmons: take that! Ah it didn't work!
Grif: ah were all gonna die!
Tex: You cockbite!
Donut: wow. The blue base gets so much more natural light than ours
chicken_23
#13822   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to mickey13, #13824:

Tucker: oh fuckberries. I use the line whenever I get killed in a game

lol me to, it's now part of my everyday vocab, but none of the peoples i know get it!
316ner
#13823   Posted 1 year ago
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Last time i was shot, I got a purple toe, this time I hope to get a purple lung, I eventually plan to build a whole purple person.
-Caboose
delta94
#13824   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to 316ner, #13826:

The quote you're thinking of is:
Last time I was shot, I got a Purple Heart? Yeah uh I hope this time, I get a Purple Lung. You see eventually I, I hope to build an entire purple person. And we will be best friends.
stranger218
#13825   Posted 1 year ago
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"Hey, Meta! Settle a bet, would you? Does that thing kinda look like a big cat to you?"
-Sarge
Kuo
#13826   Posted 1 year ago
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"That's why we get along so well; we're both just a couple of lovers" -Church: Season 4
HeadshotDH
#13827   Posted 1 year ago
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Sarge: What happenned? I feel defeated yet inexplicably rejuvenated!
HeadshotDH
#13828   Posted 1 year ago
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Also
Grif: How's my bumper taste asshole?!
Zabobula
#13829   Posted 1 year ago
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"Dear Chairman,
I don't give a DAMN about your committee!" - The Director.
TheChurch1k
#13830   Posted 1 year ago
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you just got sarged - sarge
prepare to get simminsized - simmins
i am alergic to things that i dont want to do - Caboose
uh... shot gun by the way - Grif
Bow Chica honk honk - JR
Bow Chica bow wow - tucker
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