jokes with no context are flamebait waiting to happen. you can't just waltz into a thread, throw down a lame joke that is barely intelligible, and expect people to love you.
Ditto that, people need to learn that while we joke alot, being a dumbass is something totally different. Meanwhile... I saw a 1990's Chevy caprice Classic (old cop car style) it was gold, and had orange and chrome spinners, not exactly rice, but scary as hell. Oh, and it was in Missouri.
Meanwhile, next time I'm working Security Forces augmentee on Main Gate, I'm taking a fucking Camera. Example: Last night, a pizza delivery boy came onto base. 97ish Pontiac Sunfire. LOWERED. SHITTY RIMS. FART CAN. SHOPPING CART SPOILER. DECALS. NEON UNDERBODY.
Let's review. Lowered at least an inch. Shitty Rims. Wal-Mart pseudo race tires. Fart Can on exhaust. Massive shopping cart wing, most likely a universal one. Neon underbody glow kit. Performance decals. Pontiac Sunfire. What's wrong with this picture?
Oh... and our Isuzu Rodeo got rearended Tuesday night. Bad. I'll be posting pics today or tomorrow, but the entire back end is fucked.
Theres a 80s model comaro(6cyl) cruzin around the county painted bright sparkley green, with chrome DUB knockoff rims and a generic chromed metal spoiler. Looks like the crappiest attempt at a pimp whip ever!
Ah, shit, people are all freaked out about killer bees, what about the 'tarded bumble bees! CALL CNN!!! *runs out of room screaming as if the end of the world is near*
tommorow i head into the big city and if i spot any of our local rice ill try to take a pic for you guys...if no rice i'll try to get some pics of our local rich person cars....ihen you see lambo's and ferraris on the road around her everyonce in while
Theres a Lotus Exige runnin around here now. Owned by the owner of Residental Elevators. Shes silver, and sexy! He seems to be driving her a good bit so I should be able to get a pic.
Why I posted this in Rice Cakes I dunno. It not very appropreiate. In fact its rather insulting to the Lotus. Oh well, life goes on.. :D
okay, so heres two crapmobiles i saw this weekend: POS Nissan Altima with bad body kit and useless, ugly, painful if he brushes up against a pedestrian metal canards
and another abominatuon: note fake hood scoop, fake roof scoop, stickers, and of course the uni-wiper if ever a car needed to be rear-ended:
hey ill take the lights off the civic..besides that why in the hell does he have a big honda emblem on the back of the car...that is just wrong..suprised he doenst have twin pipes either since the bumper is made for it
honestly is does he want to get his assed beat advertisng civic all over the car?
