I would play the mute an then at a totally unexpected moment say something totally random like "grass freaks the shit out of me i mean it's fucking EVERYWHERE....but i like rocks ....ya'll got some nice rocks..... guess what.......chicken butt HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!" then run away into the hills to live as a hermit.....and grow a beard.....and....yeah......the possibilities are endless
lets see. if i were in blood gulch and after i said hello to some one...
to reds: Do you guys have my puma? i lost it a few months ago.
to caboose: i think it's juice time. juice time is where you drink juice! to tucker: i picked up chicks in a different tank! to church: i can hit people just fine with the sniper, the scope isnt messed up at all.
I would say: Hey wait a minute, the simple fact of coming here means that I have 100% chance of either being, killed, burrowed alive, modified as part machine, or impregnated by an alien! NOOOOOOOOOOOO ... ... So, hi.