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daneosauras

#31 Posted 6 years ago	+ 2 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I would play the mute an then at a totally unexpected moment say something totally random like "grass freaks the shit out of me i mean it's fucking EVERYWHERE....but i like rocks ....ya'll got some nice rocks..... guess what.......chicken butt HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!" then run away into the hills to live as a hermit.....and grow a beard.....and....yeah......the possibilities are endless

DeathclouD

#32 Posted 6 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I would go up to Tex and ask her how much it would cost to kill cause I'll have a job to do. Your time is up VIC!!!!...OR VIC JR! And maybe Master chief to.

McKMark

#33 Posted 6 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
to church: have you seen my rocket launcher...the sights on it are busted...

moldyone

#34 Posted 6 years ago	+ 1 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
i wouldnt say anything. id just kill everyone there. because they seem to be unable to do the job.

DarkenedSky

#35 Posted 6 years ago	+ 1 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Ask Tex is she was interested in just guys or do her wires cross too

McKMark

#36 Posted 6 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to moldyone, #34: yer ur idea is better

DeathclouD

#37 Posted 6 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Just ask andy where the detonator is. Ask everyone to meet in the middle and have Andy there then BOOM!

xEvilBen_6x

#38 Posted 6 years ago	+ 1 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
lets see. if i were in blood gulch and after i said hello to some one... to reds: Do you guys have my puma? i lost it a few months ago. to caboose: i think it's juice time. juice time is where you drink juice! to tucker: i picked up chicks in a different tank! to church: i can hit people just fine with the sniper, the scope isnt messed up at all.

megafire

RogueOfFlame

#39 Posted 6 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I would say: Is that all you got here: rocks and dirt?

Ryokugun

#40 Posted 6 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
[color=darkred]::To anybody:: Hey, you got any gum? [/color]

Ryokugun

#41 Posted 6 years ago	+ 1 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to Ryokugun, #40: That's stupid....no color.....damn......

DonutCabose

#42 Posted 6 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I see dead people

digiko

#43 Posted 6 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
( in scary voice ) The proccess of the end is the beggining of an ending tommorrow

DonutCabose

#44 Posted 6 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
or i would say -in scared voice- "Is ohmaly real?"

FPSAddict

#45 Posted 6 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
dude nice Puma

Schoko

#46 Posted 6 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I would say "Dirtbag" near church, so he goes and beats Grif

the_odd_one

#47 Posted 6 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
it would be like the little free movie on the 360, where there is this big fire fight, and these randoms walking in, looking for the store... cept i would be the one ripping a new head... and getting negative feedback ={ ODD

burntotears

Sponsor

#48 Posted 6 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
To Tucker: "So where are all the chicks?"

generalchaos

#49 Posted 6 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
To Church: "Still dead? How's that working out for you?" Tucker: "So, where'd the alien baby come out of anyway?" Caboose: "I have juice and cookies! And I don't need your blood!" Simmons: Profoundly evil, but I'd have to fax something just to see the Hammermill flying out of his ass Grif: "So. Regular, chocolate-coated, or Double Stuf?"

Marcon

#50 Posted 6 years ago	+ 1 Ditto [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
If i were in the galactic army and was sent there i believe the words would be : "Fuck me."

megafire

RogueOfFlame

#51 Posted 6 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
'Donut? U still down there?'

Donut777

#52 Posted 6 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I would go up to donut and tell him that his armor is cute lightish red....on the blue side iwould ask caboose where all the mustard is

Tangerine87

#53 Posted 6 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I'd speak in tongues at random interbals than act as if i never did.

FearlessFred

#54 Posted 6 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I would probaly say: Fighters of a pointless war Here ME! There is no red team no blue team there is... ...THE PURPLE TEAM! (At this point I would probaly get shot)

Ouroboros21

#55 Posted 6 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Lol. I would begin preaching Verses of the Flag.

Spart_10

#56 Posted 6 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
So THIS is where all the action goes down. Ummmm... What do you do for fun around here. Oh, wait theres Tuckers rock!

Orionhardy

#57 Posted 6 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I'd be a bastard by finding a quiet place to hide then sniper everyone I could see.

microftxxx

#58 Posted 6 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I would start singing a song that I wrote called, "It Would Be Gay Not To Have Sex With Master Chief." I wrote it to the tune of the traditional "Santa Claus is Coming to Town." Then I would get shot.

spire

#59 Posted 6 years ago	+ 2 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I would say: Hey wait a minute, the simple fact of coming here means that I have 100% chance of either being, killed, burrowed alive, modified as part machine, or impregnated by an alien! NOOOOOOOOOOOO ... ... So, hi.

WarFighter

#60 Posted 6 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
...I think I'm gonna fuckin' kill myself...

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