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StrangerCoug
I hereby declare you...I hereby declare myself the first poster.

Look at the scenario given (this may be real or hypothetical) and say "I hereby declare you" followed by an appropriate adjective for someone with that scenario. (Example of a scenario: I spend all of my money on useless things. Example of a possibl...
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XyzDemon
I hereby declare step two is unnecessary.

This map is killing me. I'm only just adding the weapons in now!
#19,471  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
Garrickb
I hereby declare you a hypochondriac

My workload is going to become exceedingly unmanagement soon. Kill me now :(
#19,472  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
Tgjanlee Fat4RTX
I declare you legally dead. Now flee. Flee young one and never work again!

While he's gone I say we populate the Battlestar Gallactica and get the frak out of here!
#19,473  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
XyzDemon
I hereby declare fuck that.

I'm getting on the Infinity in like a month and a half I gotta start packing!
#19,474  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
bigfish62 I LIKE THAT
I hereby declare you needing some bag packing montage music.

Might I suggest some old school 90's hip-hop? Maybe a little Tupac? California Love?
#19,475  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
RinRinRon
I hereby declare you like '90s music.

I prefer heavy metal hair bands of the '80s.
#19,476  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
Bobomcgraw Bah Humbug
I hereby declare you in need of hair mousse.

I like angry music.
#19,477  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
StrangerCoug
I hereby declare you raging.

I got back on my Japanese stuff a bit.
#19,478  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
HeyItsJoe
I hereby declare you Japanese

My nips are hard
#19,479  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
JCcomedy
I hereby declare you a glass cutter.

I'm in IT support class right now.
#19,480  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
bigfish62 I LIKE THAT
I hereby declare you the learning kind.

I just finished my first online class lecture. Time for the first test.
#19,481  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
HeyItsJoe
I hereby declare you get tested... That came out wrong

My nips are no longer hard
#19,482  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
Garrickb
I delcare you warm (or not aroused)

Cant stop lookin at dat ass.....
#19,483  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
XyzDemon
I hereby declare you looking at an ass.

Is it good?
#19,484  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
bigfish62 I LIKE THAT
I hereby declare it's damn good.

She gotta donk.
#19,485  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
Tgjanlee Fat4RTX
I declare that...what?

When do we make it to the big leagues?
#19,486  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
MetaLegacy Dracomancer
I hereby declare you clueless.

I just finished making a knife from scratch.
#19,487  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
ChaosMana Rae
I hereby declare you armed assassin.


I'm going to go hide now.
#19,488  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
StrangerCoug
I hereby declare you hidden.

I'm off for the night.
#19,489  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
XyzDemon
I hereby declare you off.

I already have several knives.
#19,490  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
bigfish62 I LIKE THAT
I hereby declare you a collector.

I have a whole rotating rack of them in my kitchen. Bread beware!
#19,491  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
XyzDemon
I hereby by declare you a Bread murderer.

Knives are good to cut things with.
#19,492  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
RinRinRon
I hereby declare you a knife-lover.

I always preferred nun-chucks myself.
#19,493  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
XyzDemon
I hereby declare you into martial arts.

You can't make someone hurt with nun-chucks... unless you mean, you know, chuck a nun at someone.
#19,494  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
Blood_XIII Badass Bitch
I hereby declare that if you think Nun-chucks can't hurt anyone then you've never heard of a pre-adult physically-alterted ninjutsu-trained testudine reptile named Michelangelo... Or Bruce Lee for that matter.

Now I want to watch Enter The Dragon again...
#19,495  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
RinRinRon
I hereby declare you have good taste in movies!

Bruce Lee is better than Chuck Norris.
#19,496  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
XyzDemon
I hereby declare Master Chief better then Bruce Lee.

I'm sorry, but the guy is like a 6.5ft tall spartan who can take on a brute by himself.
#19,497  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
MetaLegacy Dracomancer
I hereby declare you right.

Chief is indestructable by all means.
#19,498  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
Blood_XIII Badass Bitch
I hereby declare that Chuck Norris would beg to differ.

Scratch that, Chuck Norris doesn't beg.
#19,499  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
XyzDemon
I hereby declare that the Chief doesn't beg either.

That's someone elses job.
#19,500  Posted 1 year ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
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