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StrangerCoug
LoAK Is Live
#1   Posted 6 years ago
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Just like Pyromania!, but you steal things instead of burn them. What you steal can be just about anything that can be stolen.

Just like Pyromania!, if it's impossible to steal something or it's not valuable enough to be stolen, the only thing that's really keeping you from stealing it is your sanity.

Okay, who's our first thief tonight, and what is (s)he going to steal?
will2good4u
#2   Posted 6 years ago
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Your password
Lanturn
#3   Posted 6 years ago
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I steal your jet.

Post edited 11/29/06 6:15PM
madeofwin
#4   Posted 6 years ago
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Your mod points
i_r_caboos
#5   Posted 6 years ago
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your money
4piesRsquare
#6   Posted 6 years ago
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I steal your girlfriend
StrangerCoug
LoAK Is Live
#7   Posted 6 years ago
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Your wallet has been stolen.

EDIT: Thought you were a girl and put "purse" instead

Post edited 11/29/06 6:24PM
will2good4u
#8   Posted 6 years ago
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I steal your stolen wallet. Damn your editing SC!

Post edited 11/29/06 6:27PM
StrangerCoug
LoAK Is Live
#9   Posted 6 years ago
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Your car has been commandeered.
will2good4u
#10   Posted 6 years ago
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Your thread has been jacked.
StrangerCoug
LoAK Is Live
#11   Posted 6 years ago
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Your TV is gone.
will2good4u
#12   Posted 6 years ago
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Your life has been claimed.
StrangerCoug
LoAK Is Live
#13   Posted 6 years ago
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Say goodbye to your microwave.
will2good4u
#14   Posted 6 years ago
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Au Revoir to your house.
StrangerCoug
LoAK Is Live
#15   Posted 6 years ago
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Bye bye computer! YOINK!
CalvnNHobbes
#16   Posted 6 years ago
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Sc, I steal your stats! HA!
will2good4u
#17   Posted 6 years ago
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I stole your most valuable possesion, but I didn't tell you what it was, muahaha.
Crunchjaw
#18   Posted 6 years ago
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Hey, is that your wallet?
Double yoink.
StrangerCoug
LoAK Is Live
#19   Posted 6 years ago
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You're going to be late for school/work/whatever tomorrow, because your alarm clock has been STOLEN!
Lanturn
#20   Posted 6 years ago
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I've stolen your colin.
will2good4u
#21   Posted 6 years ago
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Your bed has been stolen and replaced with spikes!!

Post edited 11/29/06 6:42PM
Crunchjaw
#22   Posted 6 years ago
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Your sponsorship has been stolen.

And it's now burning!
CalvnNHobbes
#23   Posted 6 years ago
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I steal your lampshades. All of them. Mine.
will2good4u
#24   Posted 6 years ago
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Your sponsorship has expired... There was no funeral.
Crunchjaw
#25   Posted 6 years ago
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Your brain has been stolen.
will2good4u
#26   Posted 6 years ago
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Your social secrurity number is mine!
CloudStrife1
#27   Posted 6 years ago
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some one's got to go there...

Underpants....POOF!!

Gone
CalvnNHobbes
#28   Posted 6 years ago
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I steal CJs Social Security number from you!
Crunchjaw
#29   Posted 6 years ago
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All of your karma.
CalvnNHobbes
#30   Posted 6 years ago
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I steal your desire to steal things.
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