hell yea. bacon rox all of my articles of clothing. not just my sox. but still. why os it that he gets to hav bacon and not me. i wanna be able to teleport and leave a bacony aroma. =-(
As we have also learned from red vs blue, using a teleporter puts black stuff on your armor. Magical teleporting makes you smell like bacon. Teleporting of various types does various things to the teleportee depending on the way of teleportation.
I'm going to go with the bacon smell being burning Michael Bittermen. If you cook human meat, it apparently smells close to the smell of pork products. I've heard this somewhere but I don't remember where. I think it was "Bones".
Well if any of you read Schlock Mercenary, the teraport they use uses a few atoms of your mass every time you 'port from place to place.
Well perhaps as this is magic, his essence burns/uses part of his mass. but mainly the parts he doesn't need like his fat. People smell bacon-y when burnt/cooked.
hmmm i can think of only afew completly unresonable reasons and yes i no the 5th one is stupid and no i dont no what the hell i wrote
1. his mom was a pig and the teleporting cooks him making him smell like bacon
2. when he teleports first he lands in a bacon factory then teleports to his destonation from their
3. i like pie
4. maby bitterman always caries afew strips of bacon in his pocket at all times and teleporting heats them up.
5. (the following explination is not to be read by thoughs who can not compreahend complex melecular theory or those who cant understand this warning) i dont understand it eather so dont feel bad, the mean voice in my head that usualy speaks french told it to me. the seperating, traviling, and reforming of his atoms during the teleportation caused the melecular stucture of of his sweat glands to change which now release sweat that smell strongly of bacon.
or maybe rooster teeth made it like that...? But i do like the idea of carrying bacon around, but does it have to be a slice of bacon? why not bitterman carries around a rabits foot, but hates rabbits so its a pigs foot? And i would kill if i could get my sweat to smell like bacon!
maybe the reason his gun was not working was because it was clogged with bacon, and in a behind-the-scenes twist he fed it to the tree, so it would tell him all that jazz from episode two, also the trolls happen to be allergic to pig by products ensuring one of their deaths.
yeah - we're supposed to smell like bacon when we burn... i remember doing extra-interest reading about war and something something about village people who lived near the death camps in nazi germany saying they could smell pork, so some were not convinced of the horror that was really happening.
