I think it would be funny if it opens with him saying something like "They made a movie about me once. As for how I got the ability to do the things I do, they got that pretty much right, though I have no idea who that "Mary Jane" person was; must have been a movie edit. As for everything that came after that... they weren't even close."
I forgot that I bought transition lens. Was walking back from class one sunny day a few months back and went down into a metro station. Couldn't see for about 10 seconds, and then I remembered I had transitions.