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StrangerCoug

FindKnDawson

Complain to the previous poster that something he or she did or did not do has somehow inconvenienced you. Some examples:

I ordered a computer from you 2Â½ years ago. How come it hasn't shipped yet?

I bought an Xbox 360 from you this morning and it caught fire the moment I plugged it in. I demand a refund.

I got food poisoning from the food I ate at your restaurant last night.

Note that my examples assume that the previous poster operates some sort of business. The actual posts don't have to, but that's the best way I could think of to prevent confusion with Accuse the Person Above You of Crimes.

As usual, if you're confused, feel free to ask me about it.

Next poster, what is your complaint about me?

blendy

#2 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
you smoke to much and gave me lung cancer

StrangerCoug

FindKnDawson

#3 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
For the third time, I wanted a red shirt! Not maroon, not pink, not purple, RED!

SockMonster

#4 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
You're in the wrong place to be complaining. You think you're in a JC Penny but you're at Taco Bell!

blendy

#5 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
WHERES MY TACO!?!?!?

SockMonster

#6 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
You're easily confused, you said you wanted a burrito grande.

StrangerCoug

FindKnDawson

#7 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I'm sorry, but it should not take five hours to make me a banana split.

blendy

#8 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to StrangerCoug, #3: ...you count horribly

StrangerCoug

FindKnDawson

#9 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to blendy, #8: Fine. For the fourth time. Now give me the shirt I wanted.

blendy

#10 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
In reply to StrangerCoug, #9: you let your thread die...all the way around the world

Radioman230

#11 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I can't belive you let my goldfish die, you only watched it for 30 seconds while I went to the bathroom.

subversive89

#12 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Could you have refrained from dumping an entire bottle of sulfuric acid into his bowl before going to the bathroom? I ain't a miracle worker, you know...

StrangerCoug

FindKnDawson

#13 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Hello subversive89, I bought a backpack from you and the bottom tore out when I put my notebook in it. Please send me a replacement.

SockMonster

#14 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
You don't know what a backpack looks like.

urself

#15 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Sir this isnt a school your at, its the city dump

iamcevrus2

#16 Posted 4 years ago	+ 1 Zing! [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Sir, I had a brain aneurysm trying to comprehend your previous posts online.

SockMonster

#17 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
You took the words out of my mouth you pervert!

iamcevrus2

#18 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
I did a load of laundry in your dryer and it ate all my socks. Post edited 9/26/08 3:28PM

SockMonster

#19 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
That wasn't really a complaint but more of an observation.

iamcevrus2

#20 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Quit nitpicking me! I typed the wrong thing...

StrangerCoug

FindKnDawson

#21 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Your desk collapsed when I put my desktop computer on it. I want a refund of my money.

blendy

#22 Posted 4 years ago	+ 1 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
you broke my fricking desk!!!

iamcevrus2

#23 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
You broke my desk with your heavy computer. I want a refund.

SockMonster

#24 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Your late, its never good to be late.

StrangerCoug

FindKnDawson

#25 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
The break pedal of the car you sold me does not work and I crashed into a school bus. I want a refund.

SockMonster

#26 Posted 4 years ago	+ 6 Funny [ Reply ] [ Quote ]
All you ever want are refunds, when would you realize you're not getting your money back?

StrangerCoug

FindKnDawson

#27 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Your remote control doesn't work, and yes, I tried putting in fresh batteries. Could I get a replacement? In reply to SockMonster, #26: I love that one

SockMonster

#28 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
It came at the top of my head...just like that memory of you taking my money to get yourself a cheeseburger.

SockMonster

#29 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
It came at the top of my head...just like that memory of you taking my money to get yourself a cheeseburger.

StrangerCoug

FindKnDawson

#30 Posted 4 years ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ]
Well, you never fixed my radio when I paid for you to, so I suppose it's fair.

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