I think that the very least it would have to be an accurate statement, rather than just an outright insult. I'd like to make the following suggestions:
Losing Team Sucks at Winning Teabaggee Has Balls in his Face Every Hammer comes with a Pointed Shaft Your Mother's a Very Classy Lady (and I have a receipt to prove it)
Under the assumption that this design will be ending up on the wall and not the floor, I'd say the "h" is particularly hard to read. Otherwise, I think it looks good.