Freezer holds: Vodka, pizza, Ice Cream, Stromboli, Corn, and Broccoli.
Fridge door holds: Peanut butter, jelly, beer, mayo, mustard, ketchup.
Fridge holds: Two bottles of wine, lots of beer (top shelf), milk, almond milk, tofurkey (it was free...idk), eggs, iced tea, cheese, maple candy, leftovers.
I'm too lazy to take a photo but I have a two week-old Subway sandwich and various old, disgusting things in there. I need to clean out my fridge before going on vacations.
Everything's a little out of order, but normal enough, right?
Now focus in on the bottom shelf... What is this? It's a container full of mac and cheese that my brother's soon to be ex-wife left in the fridge when she moved out. That had to have been well over a month ago. I've been too afraid to touch it.
I will try to photo my fridge when I get home, but this gem is from my apartment circa fall 2001:
Things that do not contain alcohol: 1. Can of Dole Pineapple 2. Mystery box of leftovers 3. Blue Bonnet 4. Jug of soy sauce 5. Water filtration pitcher 5. Box of baking soda (I think that's what that is)
Mystery mac and cheese was disposed of, container and all. I finally accepted that my brother was never going to clean up that woman's mess. Ah well. I needed to buy new tupperware anyway. All the lids have gone missing.
