(Uh. Come on.) I’ve been so lonely, girl I’ve been so sad and down Couldn’t understand Why haters joked around I wanted to be free with other creatures like me And now I got my wish
‘Cuz I know that I’m a gay fish
(Gay fish, yo) Mother fuckin’ gay fish (I’m a fish, yo) Girl I am a gay fish (it’s alright, girl) Makin’ love to other gay fish
All those lonely nights At the grocery store In the frozen fish aisle Feeling like a whore ‘Cuz I wasn’t being true Even though everyone said That I had to make a switch (gay fish)
Now I know that I’m a gay fish
(Gay fish, yo) Mother fuckin’ gay fish (I’m a fish, yo) Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl) Making love to other gay fish
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I used to be scared, denying who I was Actin’ straight, but then goin’ out to the gay fish clubs Dancin’ with the marlins, makin’ out with all the snappers I’d take a salmon home and work that caudal fin for hours But now I’m out and I’m free to love what I want Be it yellowfin or bass or that trout in Vermont I slap that marlin ass, make that grouper butt shake I’ll come to your house and have an orgy in your mother fucking fish tank
Mother fuckin’ gay fish (I’m a fish, yo) Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl) Making love to other gay fish
I really get around I’m a slut of the sea When I say I got crabs I mean it literally I was eating dinner And just had to go down On that mackerel on the dish
‘Cus I’m the gayest of the gay fish
Mother fuckin’ gay fish (I’m a fish, yo) Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)
But I got to settle down I can’t be a whore I ain’t gonna just sleep With any fish no more Found me a lover A brother who’s a cross-dressing pike named Trish
And together we are gay fish
Mother fuckin’ gay fish (I’m a fish, yo) Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl) Making love to other gay fish
This makes my head explodes into candy and baby unicorns 
