I would find it difficult to masturbate if every once in a while I heard the voice of Aslan from The Chronicles of Narnia pop out of no where in-between women moaning.
FO SRS. LIKE, WTF. 7 DAYS. I THINK MY BALLS WILL EXPLODE TOO MANY TIMES BEFORE THEN. Also *SPOILER ALERT* Nig Nog Niggins kills Tyrael at the end of D3 and becomes the newest Archangel.