We all had some crazy stuff happen during our high school years. Whether awesome or wierd, share them here.
During the committee that makes sure the high school was accredited, there was a fight so bad that one of the guys had to get tasered. He was trying to choke the other guy and wouldnt let go even though three security guards trying to pull them apart. It turns out the fight was over an ex girlfriend that was pregnant. The kid who got tased thought the guy he was fighting was the dude who got the ex pregnant. Turns out the ex's step brother was the father. Real wtf stuff.
The accredidation committee was there for four more days, during which there were four more fights, two of which were gang related. Of course there are no real gangs at my school. Just groups of guys from lower class though moderately comfortable lives who feel victims of the white man's oppression. They use three letter abbreviations for their names. MOB= Money Over Bitches. KGB= Killer Ghetto Bloods (the dumbest one) and probably the lulziest was Dirty Money Bloodz. Of course everyone saw graffiti tags of DMB everywhere and thought it was Dave Matthews Band.
We had this school crazy ex-student dude come back with a weapon and attack the teachers and normal people, then he hung himself somehow. I don't know, it happened a few years before I started there. Another time there were all these sheep who ran through the school with people chasing them, which was very strange.
Though thats about it for my school, unless you include the time I declared a pants fight, or crotch thrusted in the change rooms. Fun times.
Well...on a school trip with about 11 people (including chaperons), we had been having fun "feuds" between the two vans that we had and we were at a red light...about that time, one of the people in our van had this crazy idea...he had a leftover burrito from taco bell and wanted to throw it at the other van. So he opens the door and hurls it, but misses. Then he gets OUT of the car at the red light and smears it on the passenger window...and he didnt stop there hahaha...he picked up the remainder and smeared it on the back window. It cost him his beanie, but it was completely worth it! Everybody laughs about it to this day...especially about the looks on the other people's faces on the street. XD But that's just one out of 3 or 4 food fights we had the whole time. Thank goodness for fruit loops and cheezits. Mwahahaha
once we were just sitting contemplating what we would do for fun as a prank to people and my friends said he wouls take a sh!t on the floor in the third floor bathroom we told him no and the next day we heard over the intercome from a angry pricipal these exact words" who ever sh!t on the third floor bathroom's floor should report to my office right now" and everyone cracked up.
Last year, five students died and two teachers. All of the students died in car accidents and both teachers died of cancer. No one had died for the four years before it.
Me and a few of my friends were the tech guru's. We would get out of class to go fix computers and what not. We were also in charge of the videos and sound at the pep rally's. On one occasion my friend left me in charge of the video computer, to which he forgot to tell me that he was watching other video's on YouTube, which we used to play "patriotic" things approved by the principal. When I hit play this came on.
Needless to say, I was banned from helping with pep rally video's. Luckily the principal and most of the teachers hadn't made it into the gym yet.
Girl broke into the boys locker room during gym and stole like $1000 in ipods and PSPs and phones and was shocked when she was caught. There's a chalkboard in the locker room that the football team uses. She wrote "Mercedes wuz here yo" on it. Dumb cunt.
that is dumb. Some kids from another school came to my school with weapons ready fight someone because of some incident but the cops showed up so nothing happened. But we were like under lock down for a while so that sucked
It was the middle of the week, near the end of the day, and all of a sudden we go into a legitimate lock down, where no one is allowed to leave their classrooms. They actually said, "this is not a drill". So we do our thing: shut off the lights, close the blinds, lock the door, get under the desks. We sit there for 5 hours. All the while we hear sirens, people running and radio chatter. Meanwhile, everyone is freaked out. They're calling other people in other rooms, their parents and what not. As it turns out, two young guys robbed a small bank and ran into the high school in hopes of losing the cops. But yeah, we were there until like 6:30 in the evening. One of the side stories from the event was that some kid in the science classroom urinated in one of the sinks because he could not hold it anymore.
There was a catfight at our school and one girl threw another through a giant glass window. And there was another catfight and this girl was so scared that during the fight she pissed herpants.
My school computers lack any decent security at all, or at least they did. In my final year I was doing advanced Software Development, and they basically told us how to hack the computers, so me and 3 other dudes did it from a laptop out side of the school through the wireless connection and 7 proxies. The school had a broadcast system that activated on all screens that were currently active, computers, interactive boards, laptops all that fun stuff, anything that was being used on teh system got the message and video.
We thought it would be hilarious to do a video similar to the 'Anonymous against Scientology' video. So we made one up the night before and broadcast it during 3rd period which is when the most IT classes were active. So this video took over the screens and the audio went over the intercom, 'Anonymous has been watching you all, and we must say we are far from impressed. Look next to you, across from you and down the hall, Anonymous is around you and we will not be dictated any longer, we are Legion and we are stronger than you know, do not tempt us. Every important document of this school and its affiliates are in our possession now, watch, who and how you speak to people, for we may know more than enough to destroy you. We have power now, we ARE power, we are Anonymous, we are Legion, we never forgive and we never forget."
We weren't serious but we thought it was hilarious none the less, little did we know, there was a gathering of like, Universities and surrounding TAFE colleges and all that in the JK Hall in which they were using the projector to boast their schools IT courses and how all the students participating are doing fantastic in their studies. This was all some initiative to try and get funding, and scholarships and all that, so of course our video went through the projector and just about every important IT person within a 100KM area saw our little video. Not the worst part though.
A few idiots took the video seriously and started getting testy, walking around in little groups chanting, as if they had accomplished something. They never found out it was us, but they knew it was the year 12's. They got the Software development class, the one WE were in, to develop a new security system for the school (stupid much?) and every year 12 IT student went on a one week course of which 12 people were chosen to go to this grouse IT college. These big shots saw how 'well' the year 12's could hack and decided that that was enough to run teh course, so in a way, we helped everyone out in more ways than one.
Me and some friend's did that with a Fight Club thing. We posted an image as the desktop backround on every computer in the school network through the data processing room which is also the computer programming room. My friend locked the desktop settings so the computers for a week had on their background
You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. You are not your bank account. You are not the clothes you wear. You are not your bowel cancer. You are not your grande late. You are not the car you drive. You are not your fucking khakis.
There was a week where every single day there was a fight where the whole school jumped in to fight. And I really mean everyone. It was funny cuz everyone was walking around with black eyes and bloody lips
Haha that's funny as. I really wish I had have seen the looks on peoples faces when we launched it, 'coz we killed the screens then popped up with "This is a message from Anonymous." on it.
I had a small thing going on around school to make the blissfully ignorant students actually think about things in life. Defacing school posters for school events. Dances and talent shows.
on Mr. MHS taelent show poster someone wrote "WASTE YOUR LIFE. BE A TOOL. PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING YOUR NOT."
Most other posters just had giant penises or horrible insults to the student council on them.
Me and some friend's were at a show downtown and some Neo-nazis tried to crash the (all black punk rock band's) show. So half the club went out there and started laying the ass whoop on them. I heard sirens and grabbed for my buddy, someone grabbed the collar of my shirt so I threw an elbow back and knocked "whoever it was" off of me. I looked back to face the asshole, and it was a cop. So after a pistol whip to the mouth and a chipped tooth later my parents were bailing me out of Richmond City PD's holding cell. Then $278.97 later my tooth was reset, but forever chipped.
My high school had the child development class where the girls have to carry around those retarded bag of sugar like they are a baby. As if things couldn't get stupider, the girls were required to find a father for the sugar bag or they failed the class so many many boyfriends were subject to the retardation. One day at lunch there was an argument between one of the girls in the class and the guy she wanted to be the father of her bag of sugar, the guy naturally didn't want to do it and didn't see why she couldn't get it through her skull. During the argument she tried to hand him the sugar baby and said "My baby needs a father, I choose you. You can't say no!" He stood up and drop kicked the bag of sugar making it tear open and throw it's contents all over the section of quad they were seated at. The next five minuets were filled with the girl crying and screaming that her life was ruined.
There was a fight between two girls my sophomore year. One of them was your typical idiot blonde idiot cheerleader picking on another girl because her father had just died in a car accident. No matter what the other girl did the cheerleader wouldn't lay off, so one day during lunch she started on the girl again. Having enough she turned around, sucker punched the cheerleader in the stomach, while she doubled over drove her knee into the nose, grabbed her by the hair and slammed the cheerleader's face into a pole and proceeded to throw her head first into the trashcan. Later that year we elected that girl as class treasurer simply due to how badass she was.
I went to convenience store down the street from school with my friend Rachel who's this goth/punk chick. Smoking hot but batshit crazy. We were just leaving the store to go back when this ghetto girl started shit with Rachel because of her dyed hair thats like a bright red or crimson or something. Rachel got in her face and told her to fuck off. This ghetto girl was smoking a ciggarette and blew smoke in her face and said "make me freak." Rachel punched this chick hard in the face, knocked her to the ground, and pinned her with one foot on her stomach and held her by her hair. She took the ghetto girl's ciggarette and put it out right under this girls eye. The screaming was fucking horrible. Rachel got arrested and thrown into anger management.
man my high school years were pretty weird. my Junior year i was on the science olympiad team and we were on our way to the hotel where we would stay overnight for competition. Well as we pulled up there was a van parked by the door and all of a sudden this guy jumps out of the van and runs across four lanes of traffic. turns out the owners of the van, an elderly couple had given the man a ride and he then robbed them. so the cops were called. So our teacher comes back from the hotel office and tells us how to get to our rooms. As we walked to our rooms we saw a guy outside cooking steaks and behind him is an open door when the beds and furniture moved up againts one wall and tables with moniters sitting on them. we were like "what the hell is going on here?" we all thought it was a police sting.
We Were at an academic team competition and we were at Gainesville and there were some students and they had signs that said 9/11 truth and to get to where we had to go we had to pass right by them so after we pass they begin to follow Us . They said we should the know the truth because were the smartest people in our class they also said tat hey would try our teacher for treason for not telling us the truth.
with "This is a message from Anonymous." on it.
