In reply to SailorTweek, #32: He has sexier dance moves than I do. So I can join the boat of "Why Gus dressed up as a woman is better than real women."
think i have an idea of how the meeting for the short went
(What follows is an outsider looking in, view of the RT Shorts meeting for Frag Guy and is not actually an accurate transcription)
Brandon "Hey guys i just had the greatest idea for a short while i was replugging in my workstation" Geoff "Hey nobody cares" Brandon "no listen it's great we try to get one of you guys on the frag dolls" Burnie "it's not a bad idea, it's not that great either." Brandon "let me flesh it out, we get one of you in a blonde wig, daisy dukes and ill fitting halter top" burnie "okay i see hiring you was a mistake" Geoff "This is better than i thought. who did you have in mind as this ABOMINATION" Brandon "Gus!" Burnie "I LOVE IT start production!"
-Gus walks in late after dealing with the latest Joel Crisis Gus "hey guys is the meeting over" -GROUP of Creepy smiling men all sit around the conference table
I was watching some of the old RT shorts and spotted something in Spillover, a short released 3 months ago, look at the mark on the wall.
This is the same mark that was made at the very beginning of Food War
This means that they have been sitting on the raw footage from food war for at least three months. Or much less likely, they managed to make the same mark in the same spot twice.
My personal theory: After the sandwich and burrito up risings, the RT staff was locked in an epic struggle of guerrilla warfare in the well lit eateries of Austin. They where finally victorious when the reinforcements from Rooster Feast joined them for the final battle. After the last bite was taken, they swore to tell the story of what had happened.
That or nobody put much faith in Jack's acting chops.
My personal theory: After the sandwich and burrito up risings, the RT staff was locked in an epic struggle of guerrilla warfare in the well lit eateries of Austin. They where finally victorious when the reinforcements from Rooster Feast joined them for the final battle. After the last bite was taken, they swore to tell the story of what had happened.
That's just they want you to think.
Matt will make a flow-chart of this conspiracy...I just know it.
