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MrMajiggles
#691   Posted 1 year ago
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If there is a God, he certainly hasn't done anything for me.
Chi_Mangetsu
mulattobutts
#692   Posted 1 year ago
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One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord.
Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand.
Sometimes there were two sets of footprints,
other times there were one set of footprints.

This bothered me because I noticed
that during the low periods of my life,
when I was suffering from
anguish, sorrow or defeat,
I could see only one set of footprints.

So I said to the Lord,
"You promised me Lord,
that if I followed you,
you would walk with me always.
But I have noticed that during
the most trying periods of my life
there have only been one
set of footprints in the sand.
Why, when I needed you most,
you have not been there for me?"

The Lord replied,
"The times when you have
seen only one set of footprints,
I was using my jetpack."
MrMajiggles
#693   Posted 1 year ago
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Hahaha that's hilarious!
ChaosAD
Chemist Nerd
#694   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to Chi_Mangetsu, #692:

I like the reply, "We, the Sand People of Tattoine, walk single file to conceal our numbers."
Apatheic
#695   Posted 1 year ago
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Pictures or it didn't happen.
MizuDragoon
#696   Posted 1 year ago
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You know, out of everything I thought I could possible find on this website... this wasn't included
GizmoTX42
#697   Posted 1 year ago
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I rely on faith. If god does not exist then that is his problem not mine :)
JackWarfield
#698   Posted 11 months ago
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There is currently no evidence towards one. And if there is, I highly doubt that it would be a god of the more western religions.

Good clip from the book/audiobook Pale Blue Dot on the idea
Zarreon
#699   Posted 11 months ago
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I don't believe in a "god". I praise the almighty Cthulhu, however. He gives me cookies. And reads me bedtime stories.
Bobomcgraw
Bah Humbug
#700   Posted 11 months ago
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In reply to Zarreon, #699:

I doubt Cthulhu' stories aid in lulling one to sleep.
WIlhelmgrimm
Balderdash
#701   Posted 11 months ago
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Jesus exists... and he's Batman!
Bobomcgraw
Bah Humbug
#702   Posted 11 months ago
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And he's flirty.

Chi_Mangetsu
mulattobutts
#703   Posted 11 months ago
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I'll just leave this here...
Delta_Fire89
#704   Posted 11 months ago
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if God exist he must be really disappointed of us, we are his worst creation lol
Qwisp
Sponsor
#705   Posted 11 months ago
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In reply to Delta_Fire89, #704:

On what basis?
Stars collapse after time, most life, despite apparently being driven by "good" becomes cancerous after enough time... if anything, entropy was the mistake.
Chi_Mangetsu
mulattobutts
#706   Posted 11 months ago
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In reply to Qwisp, #705:

Fuckin' entropy. What a dick.
ChaosAD
Chemist Nerd
#707   Posted 11 months ago
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We are clearly the work of the Engineers. And they want to kill us.
Delta_Fire89
#708   Posted 11 months ago
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In reply to Qwisp, #705:

I´m not using any basis this time, its just a comment
Bobomcgraw
Bah Humbug
#709   Posted 11 months ago
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In reply to Chi_Mangetsu, #706:

Bastard owes me money.
Chi_Mangetsu
mulattobutts
#710   Posted 11 months ago
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In reply to Delta_Fire89, #708:

That's good since all the basis are belonging to us.
Delta_Fire89
#711   Posted 11 months ago
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In reply to Chi_Mangetsu, #710:

Zing!
Qwisp
Sponsor
#712   Posted 11 months ago
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In reply to Chi_Mangetsu, #710:
In reply to Delta_Fire89, #708:

That's good since all the basis are belonging to us.
MichaelGarci
#713   Posted 11 months ago
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I like to believe that there is no god or devil. I believe that when i die I will simply stop exsisting, no heaven no hell and no thoughts. I think that the reason humans even came up with the idea of an afterlife is because human beings are incapable of imagining nothing.
Qwisp
Sponsor
#714   Posted 11 months ago
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In reply to MichaelGarci, #713:

In which case, what is Zero?
What is "void" without the understanding of what it means?
Chi_Mangetsu
mulattobutts
#715   Posted 11 months ago
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In reply to MichaelGarci, #713:

It's not so much the incapability to "imagine" nothing but moreso the unwillingness to accept it. Of course, this is not true for every religion the same as it is not true of every individual of a given religion where the concept of nothingness is all but unacceptable.
MichaelGarci
#716   Posted 11 months ago
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In reply to Qwisp, #714:

Ill think about that and get back to you
Knorkilodi
#717   Posted 11 months ago
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In reply to Chi_Mangetsu, #715:

As a Christian who gets phenomenally bored after 20 minutes of monotony, the concept of eternity fills me with dread. I have the interesting dilemma of believing strongly in an afterlife but really wishing I would just not have to have my own.

Or at least one with internet access.
Bobomcgraw
Bah Humbug
#718   Posted 11 months ago
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In reply to Qwisp, #714:

Zero is the number that represents the absence of any amount of what you are counting.
It doesn't mean oblivion, or nothingness.
It means nothing of that item.

And we can understand what the words mean, but we can't imagine them.
In our lives we have never experienced anything like it, we have nothing we can compare it to.
Humans cannot comprehend what a void would be like, we can only understand the meaning of it.

It is like examining an animal that sees the world in a different way to us.
Look at spiders, they see the world through eight eyes.
Can you imagine what that would be like?
I can't, because I have nothing remotely like it in my life to compare it to.

We cannot comprehend what it is to be nothing.
Qwisp
Sponsor
#719   Posted 11 months ago
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In reply to Bobomcgraw, #718:

I didn't necessarily say it meant oblivion, I simply was implying that for one example to prove true (of lack of understanding of...lackingness) it should disprove all others. If we cannot understand a nothing, or absence, then how could we have defined a symbol for it? There's at least a finite understanding of the concept for it to mean anything.

To be is different than "nothing".
Mostly because one cannot be nothing, by mere conceptual paradox. That paradox driven by it is as well only understood by understanding to various degrees "zip".
Bobomcgraw
Bah Humbug
#720   Posted 10 months ago
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In reply to Qwisp, #719:
If we cannot understand a nothing, or absence, then how could we have defined a symbol for it?

Your argument is too broad.
We can understand nothing within limits.
Zero does not mean total absence, it means absence of a measured, or particular, item.

But true nothingness?
Do we have a symbol for that?
Is there a symbol that stands for the absence of anything, at all?
There's at least a finite understanding of the concept for it to mean anything.

Yes, to an extent.
We understand the concept of oblivion, but we can't imagine it.
That was my point, that it is beyond imagination, not beyond understanding.
That paradox driven by it is as well only understood by understanding to various degrees "zip".

What?
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