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TIME FOR ANOTHER WAR IN RUSSIA
#1  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 35 Funny
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PeppyHare66
In reply to puckplayer, #1:

I'm shamming.

Enjoy your war whilst I PCS to DC or Sam Houston and work with some strat unit.
#2  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 1 Funny
puckplayer
In reply to PeppyHare66, #2:

Nah, I'll be in Hawaii sitting on a beach spending taxpayer dollars on margaritas and full-body massages.
#3  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 2 Funny
PeppyHare66
In reply to puckplayer, #3:

Enjoy getting your head caved in by some angry Samoan.

And if you start dating a girl there, I expect to see pictures of you wearing a Hawaiian shirt and swimsuit while she wears a skirt made out of leaves, a coconut bra, one of those party things that people wear around their necks, and a fruit hat. And you both better be doing some kind of a Luau dance

Or we're not friends anymore.
#4  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 3 Funny
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#5  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 3 Funny
puckplayer
In reply to PeppyHare66, #4:

EVERYTHING I've heard about Hawaii is to not date anyone there. Ever. At all.
#6  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 1 Ditto
Suto_Griff
In reply to puckplayer, #6:

Uh... what have you heard? You make it sound like it's gang land territory or something.
#7  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 1 Ditto
puckplayer
In reply to Suto_Griff, #7:

That shit never works out, especially since I'm in the Navy.

I'll go away on deployment for four months and while I'm away she'll be shacking up with another military dude or some random tourist in town for a week.

Or that while I'm stationed there, she'll get bored of it and want to move back to the mainland.

Just, from what I've heard, relationships that start there rarely, if ever, work out.
#8  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 2 Ditto
PeppyHare66
In reply to puckplayer, #6:

This rule also applies to any military girls you might happen to meet.

Otherwise, enjoy having random flings with some of the thousands of tourists that come through every year.
#9  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 1 Funny
PeppyHare66
In reply to puckplayer, #8:

Moral of the story is:

Fuck you, upstate NY is dumb poop
#10  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 2 Funny
Suto_Griff
In reply to puckplayer, #8:

Yeah, I can see that being the case most of the time. I only ask because a friend of mine moved to Hawaii, married an army dude and seems to be pretty darn happy. But she's a rare case and they moved really fast in their relationship.

My last boss said something to me about not 'shitting where you eat', so I'd probably stay away from most women while in the service. Unless I was permanently stationed somewhere it'd be a hard life to live. And, yeah, specially since you're in the navy it'd be hard to stay in one place for a long time.
#11  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
badcarma HOLLOW
Why did you even make this thread?

Why not just use your journal.
#12  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
puckplayer
In reply to badcarma, #12:

I don't have a journal. :(
#13  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 2 Funny
Exodusv
In reply to puckplayer, #13:

The one that came with your account and that you've been using for six years fuckwit.
#14  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  - 2 Ditto
PeppyHare66
In reply to Exodusv, #14:

How are you able to walk straight with such a massive butthurt?
#15  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 6 Funny
bobomonkey
In reply to badcarma, #12:

Why do you post pictures of Busty anime chicks? Are you a furry?
#16  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 4 Funny
PeppyHare66
In reply to bobomonkey, #16:

Got'em
#17  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 1 Ditto
Exodusv
In reply to PeppyHare66, #15:

My sense of humor has been at an all-time low as of late, I honestly just haven't been finding anything funny.
#18  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
puckplayer
In reply to Exodusv, #14:

Wow, rude.
#19  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
ChurchsWife
God, I missed Tom threads.

This site is my favorite.
#20  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
Exodusv
In reply to puckplayer, #19:

Tell you what. When they stop fishing corpses out of the rivers I'll go back to being polite.
#21  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
Rowen
why is everyone so mad in here?
#22  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 2 Ditto
puckplayer
In reply to Exodusv, #21:

rawrrawrrawrrawrrawr

It's a joke about the French being pussyfags, calm down.
#23  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
Chi_Mangetsu EmEffin TRex
In reply to puckplayer, #23:

Notfornothing, but this should be in your Journal or the Basement, otherwise it's just a waste of bandwidth.
#24  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
puckplayer
In reply to Chi_Mangetsu, #24:

99% of the internet is a waste of bandwidth.

But here, let me give you your 51.82k back.
#25  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 2 Zing!
Chi_Mangetsu EmEffin TRex
In reply to puckplayer, #25:

THIS IS HALLOWED GROUND!

DO NOT DEFILE IT LEST THE DEFILE YOURSELF LATE INTO THE ANALS OF THE NIGHT! SO IT HAS BEEN SPOKEN!
#26  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
puckplayer
In reply to Chi_Mangetsu, #26:

Fuckin' mangetsus.

How do they work?
#27  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 1 Funny
KWierso Sponsor
In reply to Chi_Mangetsu, #26:

Ha. You said "anals"...
#28  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 2 Zing!
PeppyHare66
In reply to KWierso, #28:

Got'em
#29  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
NaraVara Forum Mod
Let's see if they notice.
#30  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 1 Funny
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