You wake up and see pinkie pie sitting on you holding two pies over her head. The pies are obviously freshly baked, judging by the steam rising off them. She leers down at you as if poised to strike you with the steaming hot pies.
That's the point. Pinkie is about to deck you with steaming hot pies, and two ponies decide to go back to sleep!
Attempt to roll away and return fire with the pillow. If that fails and pies and pain are incurred, call Pinkie Pie fat for the rest of her life and anytime she complains that you're hurting her feelings, just show her the burn scars.
Ponies in the water, ponies in the sky, magic pony promises will stick things in your eye ponies dancing everywhere singing of cupcakes even twilight cannot make a cutie mark that's fake did you ever see a pony kiss a pony on the pony horror pony tastes of pony pony pony spike half a pony twice the pony not a pony farmer pony pony in a car a lonely pony pony spike
look at all these ponies poisoning your mind magic pony happiness will worm its way inside ponies swinging in the breeze, ponies falling down ponies ponies everywhere, pony verb the noun