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the_Craig Sponsor
Dumbest thing you have ever heard I'm curious about what the dumbest things people have ever heard someone say are. Try to limit it to things that you have heard in person and not on tv or the internet.

I would have to say the dumbest thing i've ever heard someone say was in cooking class in highschool. We had a native woman come in and teach us about different kinds of traditional native foods. One of the stupids put up her hand and asked "did Indians evolve from monkeys just like normal people?"
She was completely serious too...
#1  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 9 Funny
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wallytheicon
Explaining to somebody about my experiences in Afghanistan and a time when I was getting pelted in the face by frozen rain and sand while I was gunning on the HMMWV (humm-vee for those who aren't familiar with military acronyms). They responded by saying "It doesn't get cold in Afghanistan." They didn't phrase this in the form of a question, they just blurted it out. I immediately sarcasmed them to death.
#2  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 3 Funny
iamaskier
post the dumbest thing you have ever heard :P
#3  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  - 7 Lame
the_Craig Sponsor
In reply to iamaskier, #3:

who are you talking to?
#4  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 3 Funny
Kellyrenea
When trying to assist someone in setting up a wireless modem/router..

Me: What lights are on?
Cst: None
Me: is the power plugged in?
Cst: no it's wireless
Me: ok well it needs the power cable, phone cable and an Ethernet cable plugged in but after set up the Ethernet cable can be removed
Cst: But I said it's wireless
Me: yes but it needs power to be able to turn on.

Cst: I SAY YOU IT'S WIRELESS!!!

Disconnected Remotely
#5  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 10 Funny
ragingterror Forum Mod
Asked of me on New Year's Eve by a coworker at my first job (Jack-In-The-Box):

"When does the new year start?"
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eaststandred
socialism is evil
why should people get free healthcare
#7  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 2 Funny
eaststandred
In reply to Kellyrenea, #5:
When trying to assist someone in setting up a wireless modem/router..

Me: What lights are on?
Cst: None
Me: is the power plugged in?
Cst: no it's wireless
Me: ok well it needs the power cable, phone cable and an Ethernet cable plugged in but after set up the Ethernet cable can be removed
Cst: But I said it's wireless
Me: yes but it needs power to be able to turn on.

[color=red]Cst: I SAY YOU IT'S WIRELESS!!![/color]

Disconnected Remotely


are people really that stupid that reminds me of a program in england called The IT crowd they would pick up the phone and say have you tried turning off and on again.
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the_Craig Sponsor
In reply to eaststandred, #8:

The proof people are that stupid. We have Geek Squad.
#9  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
ConorOd
In reply to eaststandred, #8:

It crowd brilliant show!

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#10  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 5 Ditto
TAYLOR2O
When some guy was talking to his friends over skype, he was literally yelling at the screen and everyone around him could hear what he was saying. I told him that he didn't need to shout and that if he spoke normally they would still hear him. He looked at me and said that they couldn't hear him because he couldn't hear his reverb from their end.
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GUINEAPIGMON
gavino.
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BirdDentures
My brother tried convincing me he walked into a mirror. Then again he might be retarded.........
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PouringRayn Sponsor
You only need one spoon for drinking water.
#14  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 0 WTF
Knorkilodi
"Are all birds amphibious or is it just owls?"

My girlfriend, confusing amphibious with nocturnal,
#15  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 10 Funny
kidshaline The Stig
"I didn't know hay grows in squares!"

A Biology major said this as we drove by an alfalfa field that had just been baled.
#16  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 5 Funny
cubsrcool
Me: So we are in Vermont now, should be a good time!
FB Friend: Which state is Vermont in?

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SwooshStab IZigWhenIZAG
Drove past a decapitated groundhog."Look, there's a groundhog without a head!!" girl replies "Is it dead?"
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Diffy
The dumbest thing I've ever heard is also the funniest thing I've ever heard. My friend was playing MW2 one day over my house. He got shot, and not even a second later, he screamed out, at the top of his lungs, "YOU APPLE FACE VAGINA FUCK!!" And, as soon as he said, his face turned beat red, bit his lip, and I burst out laughing
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hydra38811 Sponsor
This is actually from a friend a while back but if you've worked in the pizza business, you get people like this all the time.

customer: "How many slices come on a medium pizza?"
Friend: "8 slices"
customer: "I can't eat that much, can you cut it into six?"
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Godley
Person: How do I get money if I don't work?

Me: Work
#21  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
PowerOfAtom
"Let's pile all the fireworks next to each other for convenience."

Five minutes later and there was a beautiful fireball.
#22  Posted 3 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
Shawnee CaptainGrif
Friend Sian-Free Sex!
Friend Amanda- How much?
#23  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  - 2 Lame
Ghost667
Girl at restaurant: Can I get a diet water?
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Ghost667
Also, I think Lewis Black takes the cake/pie on this one, In one of his skits he talks about hearing this girl say: "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college". I suggest you look it up on youtube.
#25  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 2 Funny
TmastaTay Sponsor
My friend was telling me a lot of stories about some extremely blonde girl in his CWI Class ( I had the same teacher, different period) and our teacher was giving us a lecture about we are in debt with China, and how they could come knocking on our door and saying we want the money now or else we attack. He was explaining how they have enough people to build a human bridge from China to the West Coast, and they would still have more people than us, (which seems unreasonable I don't want to start a debate) and so the girl asks:

"Why can't we just give them money?"

...after he was done explaining about how we're in debt with China -.-
#26  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 0 Lame
ChainsawArm
My mother was once "Even if you put your shoes in the corner, they're still out in the middle of the room."
I just stared at her...
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SilverPulse
Once my sister asked me "why when farmers mow the grass does it come out stripy in light and dark stripes?"
My sister is 21, and two years older than me. Not okay.
#28  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote
Bobomcgraw Bah Humbug
I was discussing socialism with someone once.
They were staunch opponents of it and kept saying that everyone should provide for themselves, not depend on handouts.
As soon as the idiot said that he started to talk about the great job he had that he was given by his rich father.
#29  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 4 Funny
Sibwarra208 Unmasked
Aside from Gavin / Brandon jokes on the podcast,
Probably this.
#30  Posted 2 years ago  |  Reply  |  Quote  |  + 0 Lame
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