The apple I ate upon returning home yesterday morning was my first fruit in almost a week. I did a surprisingly good job of getting vegetables though. Not counting fries, of course; when fried like that, they don't really count as a vegetable any more. More like an edible grease product.
Oh my God, will you please draw you tackling me into the elevator? That was the closest to being abducted I've ever come and strangely I really enjoyed it.
