Everyone knows that there are sick twisted Pedophiles on the interwebs so i wright up on here that i'm a 6 year old girl stuck in a room and i'm all alone with no one to look after me. This attracts the sick minded weirdo's who track my IP and come bursting into my cell in which i am held. At which point they see me. A Big as burley rugby player who beats the living poopy woop out the sick perverts. I Then Take the lap top to a local pawn shop and use the money to get home.
Scenario:
You Wake Up. You are Justin Beiber. You Suddenly become nautious and start vomiting everywhere. The windows are sealed and the doors are locked shut. You are 15 stories above ground and all you have is a G17c with 15 rounds.
What the hell has Justin Beiber been doing if he wakes up in an empty room, with all exits sealed and holding a gun? He's also vomiting everywhere and only just realized that he is Justin Beiber.
Solution: I fire at the window breaking it completely, and then lean out. It is a commonly known fact that if Justin Beiber was about to jump, that huge crowds of fans would gather as well as the people with deck chairs . The Beiber fans fight to climb the building pressing against each other. They begin to crush each other and actually start to ascend up the building because of all the bodies underneath. When the first fans reach me, I dive head firs down the pile vomiting all the way. This allows me to slide down the fans like a water slide and prevents them from capturing me. I arrive at the bottom mostly okay and covered in vomit.
Next scenario: You are Justin Beiber, you're standing on the ground, covered in vomit and slightly disorientated. On one side of you is a crowd of dangerous Beiber fans. On the other is a group of disappointed people hoping you would die and holding deck chairs. Two Options: How should he escape? How should he not escape?
If your floating away because your hitting something, then presumably throwing the hammer in the opposite direction would be enough force to stop you. If it doesn't, then you've still got the box of nails.
I will resolve this problem by squishing Justin Beiber with a giant foot from the sky.
New situation: Your trapped in this giant maze. Their is no monster, but if you don't escape you will die of thirst or starvation. All you have is a giant piece of bamboo, several meters of rope, a large supply of black powder, a big boulder, a knife, a fuse and a box of matches. The walls are super slippery and every time you throw a rope over the wall, someone throws it back. How do you escape.
I could try using the black powder, the fuse, and the matches to explode my way out. If that doesn't work, I would try attaching the knife to the bamboo and dig my way out.
You wake up and find yourself tied to a chair. A sparkly vampire wishes to make you one of them. If you refuse, he locks you in the room to rot and die. What do you do?
black powder just burns unless you put it inside a small space. The pressure from the gasses is what causes the explosion. You'd have to put the powder inside the bamboo stick to create an explosive.
Forgot i made this! Time to Restart this train of awesome sauce.
You are stuck in a hole in the middle of a desert. You Do NOT know what desert you are in and the night is closing in. You have 2 hours until the wolves come on their night hunt. In your pockets are lighter fluid, flint, lint, your wallet with $5 / £5 in it, your drivers licence and your picture of your GF / BF back home. You are wearing cargo pants and a t-shirt and you have an empty bottle and it is impossible to climb out as the walls are to slippy and fragile meaning they could collapse leaving you trapped under the rubble.
Well, I'm in a hole, and in a desert, so the wolves can't get me. I build a fire using the money, lint, and lighter fluid, started by the flint. Hopefully someone will see the smoke. But first, I drink my own piss, using the empty bottle. Then I break my driver's licence into a fine point to stab at anything that I can eat for food. The picture of my GF is there just to keep me from giving up hope.
You're in a large metal box, large enough to walk around in. Your foot is caught in a dull, slow closing bear trap, meaning you aren't in pain, but can't get anywhere, or chop your foot off. You have a pair of shoelaces without the eaglets, duct tape, a fedora, and a box of condoms. how do you escape the box?
I first find a matching bear trap so i can have a nice new pair of bear trap shoes. i make makeshift eaglets out of the duct tape for the shoe laces. i convert to Christianity and lose th fedora and have Jesus bust through the rough. then we fly away with th condom balloons we make.
there is a cougar in your bathtub. unfortunately you're house is only a bathroom. youve been playing at a sewage plant again and you look and smell horrible and youre about to go on a date with a neat freak. The bathtub is the only means of self-sanitation. you only have a pair of bowling shoes, a bootleg copy of season 1 of Its always sunny in Philadelphia, and a small Persian child. GO!!
Short answer: I go next door and ask if I can borrow their shower. Long answer: I'm Burnie Burn, I fight the cougar. It being in a human environment, is disadvantaged and extremely confused about finding itself in a bathtub. I get the small Persian child to jump on my shoulders; one this makes him safer, and two it makes me look bigger. Together we shout, scream, and growl at the cougar trying to frighten it out the door. Combined with this, I use the reflective side of the disc to reflect light into the Cougar's eyes. All these combined things are too much for the Cougar and it flees out the open door. Satisfied, I put the small Persian child outside to play while I shower and get ready for my outing.
While showering, you hear the small Persian child scream. He has been pinned down by the cougar who returned for revenge. Standing naked in the shower, you have at hand: your pair of bowling shoes, a bootleg copy of season 1 of Its always sunny in Philadelphia, your fine outing clothes, a bar of soap, and 2 condoms. The sun has dipped so there isn't enough light to reflect into the cougars eyes. You need to save the child but still have enough time to get ready and go to your outing; you also need to save at least on condom incase you get lucky later tonight.
Answer: Get dressed, give the kid a condom, and head off on my date as I think " That kid is finally going to get laid by that cougar. (Cougar: old woman that likes young men.) Answer (Cruel): Think to my self "Why do I have a Persian child." and use him as a distraction as I sneak out the door already having dressed myself after my shower and heading towards my date.
Not good at making a situation. Could the next poster make one after reading mine.
Inflate the condoms as if they were balloons, and jab the cougar in the eyes with them. It would be blinded and temporarily stunned, giving me enough time to put the DVD into a DVD player. The cougar would recover, in which I would then bat it over the head with my bowling shoes a few times, stunning it yet again, giving me time to get properly dressed, and press play on the DVD player, starting the show. After the cougar recovers, it notices that its favorite show It's Always Sunny is on and will stop attacking the kid to watch the show. While it is distracted I would then deflate the condoms, and tie them together to use as a short rope, in which I then strangle the cougar with the makeshift rope, and use my bowling shoes (which I have put on my feet now) to kick the Persian kid out of my room.
Okay for my situation...
You are pinned to the floor as your older brother Francis is about to spit an acid loogie onto you. Your arms and legs are broken from when he pushed you down the steps earlier and you have two blue M&M's, and some bubble gum in your mouth. What do you do.
