The National Watermelon Association will eat watermelons whole while playing, then, defecate out the seeds and outside shell onto everyone's dead corpse. That is all.
Meh, I got sick and wasn't paying attention to my typing. That's still not the stupidest thing I've typed though. I don't know if that's good or just sad.
Hey, so it's kind of an ugly layout at the moment, but the schedule is here. Just find your team name in the top column, and your opponents for each week are listed underneath. I'd encourage teams to try to play games close to on schedule, 'cause last season it was kind of crazy during makeup week. Plus when playing on schedule you've got the chance for a team to have an early loss, go on a hardcore grifball training montage, and then come back late and win it all.
Once games are played, report them here. Pick "Pro" from the dropdown list, and then select the winning team and losing team. The Standings will be updated automatically, and then you can check out your stats over here to see who the best sword tank of all time season is, and who has the most retarded range. If you want other stats, you can still suggest them here.
