You know you're overdue for a trip the grocery store when your dinner consists of a piece of cheese, a pack of oyster crackers from Steak N' Shake, and the crumbs at the bottom of the Doritos bag
You know you're a hopeless gamer geek when you go to check your emails in front of a family member and they start laughing at you because you have your fingers on A,D,W,S...so shameful >.>
You know you need a girlfriend when you finish the entire Pokemon Sapphire Pokedex, including spending 14 hours trying to find Feebas. Not that I did that or anything....
You know you're a redneck when "twin airbags" are your wife and your mother-in-law. You know you're a redneck when you let your 12-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. You know you're a redneck when "commuting" is going down to the general store to get more beer. You know you're a city slicker when "twin airbags" are you wife's breasts.
You know you have been playing way too much skyrim when every time you walk up to some type of plant you see the A button symbol and pick plant just as it apears in the game ( I really have to stop playing Skyrim and I will... tommorow)
