So today I found out that not only does my wife not have a zombie plan, she doesn't understand the importance of a zombie plan then told me that I was a nerd for having a zombie plan. Since she is grossly unprepared and going to die anyways, I can now amend my zombie plan to include using her as human bait right?
So today I found out that not only does my wife not have a zombie plan, she doesn't understand the importance of a zombie plan then told me that I was a nerd for having a zombie plan. Since she is grossly unprepared and going to die anyways, I can now amend my zombie plan to include using her as human bait right?
Well, according to Grif that does make her dinner. so if a zombie gets to close, throw em a bone
Zombie plan are essential to everyday life, everybody needs one. We need plans for everything like Mcdonalds shuting down or Mastercheif getting a betrayal.
Basically, live on a blimp and land every 4 months to check if zombies are gone. Bring food, water, Guns, Melee weapons friends/family, and sex objects. It gets boring up there. The best gun in this case is a burst gun. Like the m16 just sturdier and less jammable. The best melee is something heavy and multi-applicible. Like a crowbar or a fire-axe. The Zombie Survival guide is the best source for one. It's by Max Brooks
i'm not telling any of you my plan. i dont trust anyones survival guide can match my one... and like KingNish, my wife is the same.. she doesn't understand the importance of the Zombie Plan, so who;ll be having the last laugh when the zombies attack and she wont get share of the purified ration water? eh? eh? O.o
Leave your windows up. That zombie blood gets sprayed inside and into an open wound or orifice and that zombie killing machine will need to be turned on you.
No you know as clueless as she is to the whole importance of having a zombie plan she's only going to end up slowing you down, get bitten and then try to hide it from you so when you go repopulate you're only going to end up with a terrible terrible zombaby from an unmentnable certain zombie remake...
well we could get into a nice very nerdy discussion involving biology of humans and zombies, theoretical conditions, and many more things...which I'd be willing to do.
But I think for now I'll counter with...why would I use my own flesh when I can just shoot the guy next to me and use them?
So today I found out that not only does my wife not have a zombie plan, she doesn't understand the importance of a zombie plan then told me that I was a nerd for having a zombie plan. Since she is grossly unprepared and going to die anyways, I can now amend my zombie plan to include using her as human bait right?
She wont be callin you a nerd when the zombies are eatin her face O_O
Are you talking about whether the zombies crave blood vs brains? Or if they're undead vs twitchy speedy cannibals? The latter is not a zombie in my opinion.
