Wrong Side of Town. Oh dear god, that film is awful.
If you've seen Taken, imagine a really weak version of that plot, with barely coherent action sequences and none of the amazing 'special set of skills' lines.
Oh, and it stars Dave Batista and Rob Van Dam. It's cack.
I agree, totally ruined the plot of the relationship building between Jacob and Bella, followed by the jealousy felt by Edward. Yeah I read Twilight, deal with it.
I'm some wear between Shoot 'em Up and Smoking Aces 2... No no no wait, Freddy Got Fingered has got to be the worst movie ever made in the history of history.
Crouching tiger Hidden Dragon - worst film ever because it bored me so badly I fell asleep in the cinema watching it. its bad because every 5 seconds people are flying through the sky (not in a cool Japanese martial arts master way but just randomly taking flight) and the fight scenes make no sense. "look out she's going to paralyse you" *Woman literally just looks at the guy not even touching him* *he's paralysed* And the fact there's some huge subplot about a prince from one kingdom and a princess from another or some such thing that basically is used as filler.
all of those pale in comparison to "Birdemic: Shock and Terror". it's supposed to be a remake of "The birds" and it's hailed as one of the worst movies of all time.
Twilight, just awful. I personally believe that the reason so many women obsess over it is because of their realworld connection, with all that blood and all. Their period
Thought it was going to be scary as fuck, but after the first ten min (the opening was pretty cool) my buddies and I couldn't stop laughing in the theater.
I think the title was Anaconda: The Next Generation. The plotline is 2 genetically modified snakes escape from a lab. I think they were trying to make them produce a cure inside their venom (BTW, anacondas don't have venom), but they turned huge and one of them grew a giant scorpion stinger, makes perfect sense. Basicly, a shitty remake of Anaconda, with 2 of the worst CG snakes ever (back then, I was trying to become a 3D artist, and could have made better snakes with the bunch of free trial software I had), 2 characters that change place (some guy died in a car explosion, but was later found regurgitated by one of the snakes), a movie technician walking into the shot, a convenient pack of dynamite in an old abandoned factory, and more stuff like this.
Another was Grizzly Park. It's actually kinda worth watching. It's one of those crappy horror movies that end up so bad it's funny. It's a bunch of teenage delinquents on community service that get killed one by one by bears, wolves and such. The highlights of this movie include a prop guy who didn't know a thing about human anatomy (apparently, eyeballs are flat according to him) , a running gag about whether or not one of the girls has breast implants, a cast of characters so unlikable you're almost happy to see them mutilated, and Ranger Bob (Ranger Bob became a running gag in my friend's circle. He's like Chuck Norris). So if you see it somewhere for 3 or 4 dollars, might as well buy it. It fails as a horror movie, but it's entertaining due to it's massive crap factor.
I can't even say the title because it will get me banned and it is fucking stupid. It's a shitty Star Trek parody that is offensive to gay and black people. I'll post the imdb below. I can't believe this horrid piece of shit exists.
Ha it's all good man. It is seriously fucking terrible. I watched it on youtube and wanted to rip my eyes out. Go look for it if your interested, but don't expect any kind of entertainment.
No I already did... sadly I think it made more sense to me as a game then as a movie. at least it the game play is good you can excuse the shitty graphics and non existent storyline
