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Radius55
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#31   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to rii667, #29:

That would give you diabetes and congestive heart failure if you ate it. But I'm already diabetic, so what would that make me? Super-diabetic?
rii667
#32   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to Radius55, #31:

I think hyper is a more accurate word.
Radius55
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#33   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to rii667, #32:

Actually, upon further consideration, I believe the correct term would be dead.
spi
#34   Posted 1 year ago
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I love floppy (chewy) bacon, but I also like stale popcorn so...
Jarrgon_II
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#35   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to spi, #34:

You had me until stale popcorn. What?
spi
#36   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to Jarrgon_II, #35:

once all the flavor and butter soaks in, the popcorn looses it's crunch, but it's ssssooo gooood
Blittle2889
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#37   Posted 1 year ago
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Floppy Bacon for sure. Burnie has the right idea when it comes to cooking food that being said I don't think I've ever turned down bacon
Percepticon
#38   Posted 1 year ago
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Floppy bacon sounds like a euphemism for a boner.

Crispy all da way.

Post edited 4/01/12 6:38PM
Jarrgon_II
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#39   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to Percepticon, #38:

In that context I'd rather have floppy "bacon" than crispy I think.
THEJACKAL09
spandex
#40   Posted 1 year ago
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Floppy bacon is meat flavored chewing gum. I hate gum. Crispy master race reporting in.
PDXGraham
#41   Posted 1 year ago
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crispy bacon is good on burgers and as a ingredient, floppy bacon is what i want when i eat stand alone bacon as a snack or with breakfast, or lunch, or dinner, or when i eat anything at all lol
dstovall92
#42   Posted 1 year ago
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This one time, I actually had a crispy piece of bacon that was dipped in milk chocolate, cooled so it hardened, then wrapped in floppy bacon. If my mouth could have an orgasm, it would have.
Jarrgon_II
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#43   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to dstovall92, #42:

That sounds pretty epic. The floppy baconers and crispy baconers should unite under this flag and join the desert wars
Maru
#44   Posted 1 year ago
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I'll eat bacon when it's crispy,
I'll eat bacon when it's wispy.
I'll eat bacon when it's floppy,
I'll eat bacon when it's choppy.
I'll eat bacon when it's hot,
I'll eat bacon when it's not.
I'll eat bacon, ham, and pork,
with my hands or with a fork.
I'll eat it all and I'll eat well,
what a magical animal.
JaySlay
#45   Posted 1 year ago
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Crispy bacon. The sound of it crunching in my mouth is similar to a choir of pig angels.
rii667
#46   Posted 1 year ago
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Since I didn't really give my opinion last time, I'm with crispy.
I also feel really bad for Muslims sometimes, they can't enjoy the beauty
EDJE
#47   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to rii667, #46:

Chicken bacon - Yay or nay?
dstovall92
#48   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to EDJE, #47:

fuck chicken bacon. go big or go home.
Radius55
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#49   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to EDJE, #47:

How about Bacon Wrapped Pesto Chicken instead?

EDJE
#50   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to dstovall92, #48:

I mean for the people who can't have bacon.
iamjohngalt
NovaUnhinged
#51   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to EDJE, #50:

There's always prayer.
rii667
#52   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to EDJE, #47:

Whats the point in going for second best? It's a worse feeling knowing that you're having something that's not nearly as good as the real thing.
EDJE
#53   Posted 1 year ago
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So you're saying that we should forego religion just to have bacon?

Seems alright to me.
AZNRiceCanon
Angry Korean
#54   Posted 1 year ago
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Crispy all the way. A blt just isn't the same without that satisfying CRUNCH when you bite into it.


WickedSid
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#55   Posted 1 year ago
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We should forego religion just to have bacon.

I fully support this statement.

Post edited 4/14/12 6:58AM
TacoPowerPhD
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#56   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to WickedSid, #55:

Seconded.
AZNRiceCanon
Angry Korean
#57   Posted 1 year ago
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Why do you think Christianity is so freakin' awesome? We added a whole testament saying that now we can eat pork.

Btw, I wish there was a +1 Delicious mod.

Post edited 4/14/12 8:14AM
leonidas1011
Far Aldazar
#58   Posted 1 year ago
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Extra crispy, almost burned, but not black.
EDJE
#59   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to WickedSid, #55:

I want that on my tombstone. Or at the very least, my forum signature if we had them.
EDJE
#60   Posted 1 year ago
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In reply to EDJE, #59:

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