I had a dream that i was hanging out with Kassem G at a hot dog stand in the middle of the night. I then started to punch him for no apparent reason. Weapons of all kind were drawn and a battle ensued. Each of us gained power over certain parts of the world and started to grow vast armies, thus turning it into what was called World War Internet.
The war raged on for what must have been years but with it being a dream and all it only felt like a couple of minutes. The end was me and Kassem standing in the cave atop mount doom from LOTR having an epic Wanted style shoot out with all of the bending of bullets and what not. Suddenly the pedo bear appeared and started to kick the shit out of both of us. Me and Kassem banded together and after a long battle of shit so crazy my mind could barely keep up, we slew the little pervert. We shook hands, i started to walk away, and Kassem shot me in the back.
I then woke up and had the irrational urge to find him and punch him in the face...preferably at a hotdog stand in the middle of the night.
There is no rating for this! I had one were i would walk into my house, but it was derelict, look around at the rundown house. Later walk into the bathroom to find a corpse in the bath-tub, chopped up and bleed out, kind of like Hellraiser, look at the face to see that its mine, then dream over.
I had a dream where my family and I was attacked by horde zombies on a rooftop in new york city . Then i took two by their heads and ran with them until we fell off the edge.I grabbed the edge of a window and then I busted through it.There was a stair well and at the bottom of it all i heard was something about ipods from my dad in the next room and that was it.
At least once a week I have a dream where I'm walking this winding path down from my school, the sky is red and the clouds black, I'm walking to my mothers car, I have the keys for some reason, I don't really know why. Then out of fucking no where, wolves, they run for me and start lunging at me, I take the keys of my mothers car and try to open it, but it won't open, The wolf jumps at me, pushing me under it's weight, while I try to push it off, grabbing my mothers keys and stabbing it in the neck. It starts snowing heavily as more wolves arrive, surrounding me in a circle, the snow covers my back and for some reason I pull a wood cutting axe from a stump, fending of the alpha wolf, one of the others jumps on me from behind, and I'm mauled to death, but I'm not looking at the wolves my face is looking sideways, Into a puddle, so I see it all in the reflection.. Then it ends. Every. Fucking. Time.
I had a dream where I was hiding in my house and in my living room was a giant gorilla. We were having a party around it when LORD FUCKING ZED comes in and starts trying to kill us all. The gorilla goes... wait for it... APE SHIT! (lol) and starts smashing up the place.
We all run and I end up running in slow motion, which sucks, but I can jump super high! So I end up running slow-mo and jumping for miles trying to get away... Then I wake up.
I had a REALLY weird dream where robotic bodies would kill humans, rip their heads off, and then attach the head to their body, and me and my friends were nearly killed by a super huge robot that had already taken a human head, but we escaped and stayed in an abandoned two story house. eventually, the robot apocolypse ended and we survived.
I've had my fair share of weird dreams. I'm a big Stargate fan, and once I had a dream where they were going to a Shakespeare planet and Teal'c was reciting Hamlet. I also had a terrifyingly realistic nightmare where I got shot, woke up unable to breath. And just the other night I had a dream that was very much like a spy dramedy movie...had Sandra Bullock and Gavin in it.
I had a dream where the grudge was crawling out of my basement, naturally this scared the shit out, unnaturally I was convinced that the only way to stop the grudge from killing me was to pour cream soda on her. It was a good thing too, because it was just my luck that the cream soda had an acid like effect. Then I woke up and promised myself to always have a bottle of cream soda handy. Yeah I'm strange like that.
I once dreamed I was a tiger with a mr. fantastic dick, in an inverted place where it was a combination of tribal and city, and having sex with some blonde, but that was years ago. Weird right. Sometimes I think if some stayed in my mind for thirty seconds, they'd come out permenently insane. ('.' )
Just the other night i had a dream that was like I was watching a saw movie, except people were falling down a tube like thing, and when they got to the bottom they turned into dust and disappeared but then there was just some person floating at the bottom with only the lower half of his body having turned to dust.
It was really weird and at the end, i woke up, looked at the clock and went back to sleep.
In my dream Hitler came back alive and I had to stop him from taking over the world. He was hiding in the Castel Sant Angelo in Rome, when I managed to infiltrate the building I found myself in a park with a tour guide and Hitler sent dinosaurs after me, I ran away through some stone gates and then woke up. (This isn't even the weirdest dream I've had)
I had this dream once where I was a genetic engineer, and I'd just found a way of bringing the raptor back to life. I then hatched one, and tamed it. I then made myself a staff with chainsaws at each end, put a saddle on my raptor and rode it, rampaging through the streets of <INSERT DREAM CITY HERE>. Then, as I was rampaging through a Tesco, I got attacked by a space marine from Warohammer 40K. I defeated him and headed out. Then, the terrible happened; I was assaulted by none other than Chuck Norris. But not just any old chuck Norris. He was armed with a lance, and riding a motherfucking pterodactyl! I raised my staffsaw in defiance, and he swooped in towards me. Just as we were about to make contact, I woke up... Damn, that was a good dream.
All of my dreams are messed up if you ask me I usually end up killing zombies or vampires or ninjas and it is always the same people helping me fight these various monsters.
The most recent of mine would probably be a nightmare.
There I was, sitting in my high school classroom but something wasn't right. A cold feeling struck me, and the hair on the back of my neck stood up. I looked around the classroom and saw that I was the only one in there aside from the teacher. She called on me when I raised my hand up, "may I go to the washroom?" I asked with no intention of actually going there because of an increasing feeling of paranoia was sneaking up on me, I just needed to get out, to get away. I bolted out of the room as soon as I saw her head start to nod.
I walked outside, into our courtyard; a garden of serenity and tranquility at the time. Flowers were blooming, tree's stood tall, and the stone fountain gushed water out freely. Walking towards the other side of the courtyard, I noticed that there was not a cloud in the sky. I walked up a diminutive hill, and sat on the lush grass and rested my back against the wall of the school. Looking over the garden, I found a shadow creeping up from the opposite side of the courtyard. Thinking it was normal for the time of day, I ignored it and closed my eyes; allowing the silence to take me to wherever my mind wanted.
Suddenly, I felt a presence nearby approaching me. Opening my eye's, I see the infamous shadow now at the bottom of the miniscule hill. Shades and poltergeist's alike rose up from the ground with ruby red eye's illuminated from some horror inside. Torrents of them shambled up the hill, scraping the chains tied on their feet. I shot up and tried to run, but I cluelessly put myself in a corner; I couldn't move anywhere. They moved ever closer, moaning incoherently, clawing at the air in front of their shadowed bodies. I looked inside the window beside me and saw students walking the halls completely oblivious to what was happening to me. Going about their own lives with the blind eye's of clouded empathy for my danger, I watched on with a racing heart as people didn't even take notice. A single bead of sweat appeared on my forehead while the monstrosities crept ever closer. Finally, I felt the cold embrace of the shadows tugging at me as I slowly drifted into unconsciousness...
...and woke up.
Yeah, that's probably the most recent F**ked up dream I had...
I recently recalled a crazy dream while I was cooking dinner, and as I closed the fridge, I popped an olive (sitting provocatively in its container on the shelf) into my mouth. Snatched it right up. And I remembered:
It was about 8-9 years ago, (and thus I was 15-16) and I had this dream that was set at some sort of taco bar.
There was a loud-mouthed announcer, judging a contest. I'm not entirely sure, but I believe it was a taco-building contest. It must have perfect presentation and taste, or some such thing. So my friends and I begin taco building.
Then, someone drops one of their allotted olive slices on the floor. I call the 'three second rule' and grab and eat it. (Who's gonna care, right?)
When the contest is over, the obnoxious judge walks around us on a stage, microphone to his lips. He states how there is someone untruthful. A cheat. A thief.
He then points to me and shouts into the microphone, "OLIVE SNATCHER!!!!"
I try to protest and explain the harmless, little act. But to no avail. The whole room turns on me, chanting, "Olive snatcher... Olive snatcher..."
As the mob closes in on me, I wake up.
It was the lamest, strangest, most ridiculous nightmare ever. Of all time. Yet, it haunts my waking mind. For even today, I heard 'olive snatcher" echo in my memories. Stupid dream.
I have been having recurring dreams about a zombie apocalypse. Each scenario plays out a bit differently. In the end, however, I usually receive a very nasty bite due to some idiots mistake.
First dream: Zombie apocalypse breaks out and a massive group forms inside an old school. A wave of zombie attacks and the surviving group was able to kill all of the zombies with no casualties. Everyone then becomes lax, besides me. They all begin celebrating and hollering. They let their guards down and all of a sudden another wave comes through. I get taken to the ground by a zombie and I can feel the zombie sink it's teeth into my cheek. This was the most surreal experience I have had in a dream. I felt dread. Nothing but dread, because I knew what this meant. They were able to get the zombie off of me and fight back the remaining, but I knew my time was up. I woke up shortly after this with a cold sweat.
Second dream which happened about two weeks later: Zombie apocalypse breaks out and I'm in this small suburban neighborhood. We have a camp set up nearby so that we can go back and forth foraging for supplies. I'm walking with a group of survivors when all of a sudden I hear drums and my heart sank. I ran quickly to the house and peered in the window. I saw this teenage girl just pounding the shit out of a drum set. I began hollering at her to knock it out and that she would bring the dead, yet she kept on banging away. I felt a zombie knock into my back, and once again I get bitten. Then my alarm woke me up, so I never was able to find out what happened to the girl. I feel terrible for saying this, but I hope she was bitten. Even though it was just a dream.
Third dream about a week after the previous dream: Now this one takes the cake. This was the oddest zombie dream I have ever had. Zombie apocalypse breaks out, but Atlanta is a safe haven. I guess my subconscious remembers watching too much of The Walking Dead. However, in my dream Atlanta is actually really safe. They have fortifications set up and the works. Now I go to UGA, so I'm about an hour away from Atlanta. We hear that they are busing people to Atlanta from Athens, so me and my group of friends decide that this is the perfect time to leave. We can't find my buddy Lee anywhere. He's not in his apartment, but his xbox is still turned on. I tell my friends that we have to leave. We cannot worry about him and maybe he went back home to find his parents. We miss the bus and I am fuming because of this. No worries, another bus will come by shortly. Not quick enough though. Zombies come. I take the legs off of my kitchen table and I decide to use this as a weapon. I hand the other three legs out, and it is time to fight. I go to barricade all the doors when all of a sudden my friend Raven decides to bolt it out of the door. My dream mind decides to chase after her as I see her get taken down by a zombie. Not bitten, but the zombie is fighting her. I tackle the zombie and then I club him across the face with my table leg. She is able to sprint back inside, but more zombies come and overpower me. So basically, I became zombie food because my friend decided to be an idiot.
tl;dr- I have had 3 zombie dreams in the past couple of months, so be prepared! My friends think it is kind of funny, and they have gotten me The Zombie Survival Guide. I also have a metal baseball bat beside my bed. Also, if your friends want to be idiots, let them and don't follow. It's an apocalypse. Do whatever you can to survive.
Sorry for the wall of text. I tried to condense them as much as I could.
I had a zombie apocalypse dream where I had to kill my friends and family brutally. I also watched my friend get infected and I had to look into is eyes as I cut his head off so he would not turn. So... yeah pretty fucked up.
I had a messed up dream that i was in my room the suddenly Chuck Norris kicks in the door throws me a shotgun and tells me to start shooting at them, i ask what am i shooting at he turns my head to the window to my surprise their are zombie like things but they are actually carrots and broccoli and i had to shoot and chew my way to the center of my town and when i got their their were pieces of meat like t-bone steaks or ribs wearing laderhosens shooting with guns at the zombie veggies and when i got their the president stepped off a helicopter to my surprise he was a giant glass of coffee and he said "come with me if you want to live" that's when i woke up and i felt a bit hungry so i went to get something to eat and all we had were veggies and i couldn't touch them cause i was so afraid of them.
