In the past ten years I (Joel Heyman) have had the pleasure to work with such an amazing group of people, on many great projects. You first knew me as the voice of the lovable Caboose in Red vs Blue. Then as Rooster Teeth grew, we ventured into new games and new forms of media. I played roles such as Wade in The Strangerhood and Bidderman in 1-800-Magic, as well as, Myself in many Rooster Teeth Shorts. I've played all those roles... and yet you fuckers still call me Caboose. Over the years it became harder and harder to deal with so I turned to Alcohol and beating kids. Are you proud of yourselves Red vs Blue fans? You did this to me... and its your fault Kerry freaks out when someone tries to high five him. MY NAME IS NOT CABOOSE!
"They told me I could be anything....so I became...LASAGNA."
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Many people enjoy my work in the kitchen and it's often been said that I am a great addition to any party. With a tasty meat and cheese combo in between my lovely pasta layers there is usually plenty to go around. I work in any situation and can be served in a variety of ways with a variety of recipes. I hope you enjoy me and my work.
After graduating from the University of Texas at Austin, Joel moved to Los Angeles and had a very successful career as an actor in various TV series and movies. In 2003, Joel was given the task of creating the voice for everyone's favorite Blue Private, Michael J. Caboose (and he hates babies). Caboose is now one of the most popular RvB characters, thanks to Joel's hard work. Joel has also worked on the RT Shorts and played a multitude of roles including Hitler, a politician in the Angry Birds Trailer, a poor worker looking for scissors, and a writer who wants someone to look at his notes! In the RT Series, Past Cast, Joel was again cast as Hitler....and he did a wonderful job. Aside from acting the RT live action productions and voicing Caboose in RvB, Joel is main staple on the RT Podcast and gives fans a laugh every time he talks over someone or yells loudly about 'DYY'. In the newest RT show, Nature Town, Joel plays a tortoise named Tony-pay attention to what he says. Occasionally, Joel appears in Achievement Hunter videos; his most famous is Joel and Jack meet the Kinectimals. Joel does a lot for Rooster Teeth as you can see, but the most important thing to remember is:
Oh, you could always start your bio thinking you're Donut, and then realize later that you're not and switch half way through... I swear I remember a certain Burnie Burns talking about that many years ago... right?
