You
BUY YOUR TICKET NOW!
 
+39
+38
Signed up: 6 years ago (6/13/05)
Last signed in: 1 year ago
Total time online: 3d 15h 21m
Friends14 Friends
Block
GoldFinger Lock Down
24 year-old male from Canada
Caution: Anything that you read on this page can not be unread and my ruin your opinion of the other journals that you read of you're so called friends on this website. I apologies in advance for the friendships that I may damage through the writing of my journals but I will not discontinue them.
Latest Post
GoldFinger Lock Down
I call the move - the seniors discount
So I was at the wife’s grandparent’s house over the holidays. A lot of her family was there and when I work up in the morning at 6:30 I thought that I would just in the shower before all the hot water was gone. Man was I wrong; I got into the bathroom to find out that I was the 5th person to be in the shower that morning. There was not a drop of hot water left. I had also left my bathroom kit at home; I had to begin to scavenging for soap and shampoo. All I found was soap that smelled like old people and shampoo that came out very dark blue. It was shampoo that fought against gray hairs. Not wanting to smell at her families place I used what I could find… I also found a shit load of old spice products. Not the new old spice products that you would find many years ago, odds are when I was swimming around in my dad’s balls. So anyways the cold shower was doing some good because the wife thought that she would try something that she found in one of those girl magazines and with hold sex until new years. The pipes had not been worked for over a week. I found myself with nothing to do in the shower when I was waiting for some hot water so I started to give it a pull.

My hands were all pruned and I smelled like old people due to the shampoo and soap. I give it a 6 out of 10
1 year ago  |  Comments (2)  |  + 2 Funny
Awards
This user has no awards.
The Goods
Name Joey
Occupation Grease monkey
Birthday January 2nd, 1988
Interests I have ADD so just about anything
Gamertag
GOLDFINGER'S...
Music Goldfinger Brand New DC MxPx The Used (old)Greenday Offspring weezer
Movies Bond movies The Good The Band And the Ugly Die Hard Mad Max
TV Shows Family Guy Junk Yard Wars WPT
Books The Cat in that Hat I fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish Go Dogs Go