Would you like to adopt a custom chupababy for yourself?
Now's the time! This orphanage is now open to everyone for adoptions.
1. DRAW ONE, GET ONE FREE. Reply directly to this news post with your own drawing of the chupababy you would like, and I'll have it drawn up and sent to your profile at no charge! The drawing must be COMPLETE, in COLOR and (mostly) resemble a chupababy. Don't worry; you won't be graded on artistic skill! Just do your best and go nuts.
2. Your drawing will only grant you one free chupa. To adopt one additional chupababy, there's a fee of $10. Just mention in your post that you're paying the fee, and I will message you with further instructions. You may adopt a maximum of two chupababies for $10, or pay $20 for both instead of submitting a drawing.
3. No Red vs Blue chupas may be adopted here (those will be handled in separate events.) All other RT/AH/FH properties are fair game, though! First-come, first-serve.
4. To ensure that your chupababy is unique (and not already adopted by someone else), refer to this list:
Adoption fees this year will go to the "Help Chupamomma Pay Her Bills So She Doesn't Have to Live in a Cardboard Box" fund.
It's super-legit, I swear.
The most important rule is to have fun! I look forward to seeing all the new critters you guys come up with.