Oh, hi there everyone! You may be wondering why I’ve gathered all you RTMD crabbies here today. Many of us are battling with the eternal nasal assassins known as pollen, but grab the Kleenex and Claritin; it’s update time. We have a cool meetup planned (pun intended), some birthdays to celebrate, and another two game nights to look forward to!
Mark Your Calendars
Ice Cream(ing Into Walls)
Now that the weather finally heating up we’ve decided it’s time to cool down with some ice skating! (You can thank our lovely community member Taylor for this idea by the way). Join us for some slip-sliding fun, because let’s be real: we’re all gonna fall. Nothing says friendship like bowling into each other with knife shoes!
We’ll be meeting up May 20th at Capital Clubhouse in Waldorf, MD at 1:30PM (You’re welcome South Marylanders. Hannah is super excited to not have to drive). Skating will last from 1:45 to 3:15.
Admission is $8, with skate rentals costing $4. Everyone loves a thick sock (lenny face) so be sure to bring them to protect your feet!
After they kick us off the ice (and rightfully so), we’ll be headed to Boston’s Restaurant for some food and hopefully rest before the drive home.
Just remember: The wall IS your friend.
Mustard Race Anonymous
What’s that? You want to play some PC games with your fellow RTMD members, but don’t want to plan anything? Well, our awesome community member Alex Parias (@min #6294 on Discord, @min on Steam) has got you covered! RTMD is gonna have its very own PC game night on May 19th.
The game night will start around 7PM and run until midnight. Games are TBD, but expect to see a variety of ‘em! (Think PUBG, Planetside 2, Minecraft, 7D2D, Battlefield, etc.) Everyone is free to come and go as they please, or just join in on the fun via chat. Make sure to join the RTMD Steam group!
Have any questions? Feel free to ask Alex via Discord or Steam!
Thank you Alex for hosting!
Your eyes are not deceiving you, Jackbox Night will in fact be a monthly occurrence now! Join us at 7PM on the last Saturday of every month for fibs, bad drawings, laughs, and Emily fumbling to un-dim the screen. This month’s Jackbox night will take place on the 26th for those of you who are too lazy to pull up a calendar. All are welcome to play, but make sure to join our Discord to get the full voice chat experience!
FUCKED FRICKFRACKED IN AUGUST/SEPTEMBER???? We know you’re out there!
Found them! Happy birthday to:
-Aubrey (@AttyMarie) on 5/4 (May the fourth be with you!)
-Aviva! (@avivakitty) on 5/22
Previously On RTMD
On the last episode of RTMD, a bunch of charming hooligans took to the streets (and metro rails) of Washington, DC to see the sights and meme around. Much frolicking was done in the Air and Space museum, then off to the Pentagon City mall for food and bubble tea! The group returned to the National Mall to beat the crowds to see some pretty pretty flowers. We traveled to an art museum to play “fuck, steal, or destroy” with the paintings and enjoy beautiful masterpieces. But even more beautiful are these goobers below:
(By the water.)
(The group creating their own space station.)
(At the art gallery.)
So much adventure! Very chilly! Wow! We had such a great time that we’re all gonna do a meetup again this month; hope to see you there ;)
And Now...The Weather
I’M BACK, BITCHES. And by bitches I mean all of my lovely friends whom I adore more than anything. The funeral for my laptop will be held at the family plot in the cemetery. I cry every time.
How have you been?
I ask that like this isn’t me just yelling words onto a screen that is projected to your screens. This may be a great form of therapy, honestly. Anywho.
Huge thanks to Mel (@Melp) for her amazing job in last month’s update! Though now you’ll never tell just who exactly is typing. Is it me? Emily? Mel? A random stranger that has no interest in Rooster Teeth but enjoys a good pun? Who knows! We have alternates now!
Amazing to think how many of these updates have gone out, but overall its gr8. The months have flown by, the seasons have changed, and we’re heading into the warm-nice-pretty months (but also the bugs-death-hot months).
Fun little side-note, as an unofficial event, several members of RTMD will be attending the Pride Parade in Washington, D.C., on June 9th so if you're interested in attending and want some friends with you, please feel free to message Emily or Hannah about more details.
The only advice I have for y’all is to remember to drink water, especially if you’re active outside! Wear sunscreen! Doesn’t matter your skin tone, skin cancer is no joke! Invest in some nice sunglasses (brought to you by Warby Parker--just kidding). You gotta take some time and care when we’re all facing soon to be apocalyptic heats. This is just the pregame. Hydrate, protect, repair! Form Voltron!
None of us are awake or coherent right now. Best of luck to everyone who is facing finals and huge congrats to anyone graduating school! Lots of love to everyone else too, I guess.
I am forcibly removed from the update.
Your Friendly Neighborhood Admins,