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The Church Of Zoltan
A place of worship for the great Zoltan

Zoltan is our god and leader. Days before the end of the world Zoltan and Satan (the cool one not the gay one) will descend onto our earth in their super limo and carry away all of his believers to the great Zoltanian heaven called "ZOLMANIA". Zolmania is the largest party of all time. The first drop of beer brings a tear to your eye with its magic taste. No one ages in Zolmania. No where is over populated. Diseases are a thing of the past with Zolmania. This is just a brief summery of the great church of Zoltan.
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November 2nd, 2009

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How to spread the message of Zoltan
A) Ride short people through towns with a bull horn
B) Tie paper to dogs and set them lose

This is the first preacherish type thing i've done so it won't be the greatest but i have hired 13 of the greatest minds I could find (some hobos and a few crazy people who I can't fully understand) to write the message of Zoltan for us to preach.
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