My Impressions of some of the RT staffBurnie: One day, I shall be a very rich black man.

Matt: There are no drugs in my car! You can't believe everything you read!

Michael: INTO THE HALLS OF FUCK! GODDAMN IT I GOT SO CLOSE! Oh god, I'm about to die aren't I....GURRAAAHHHH WHYYYYY GODDAMN IT THIS GAME IS ASSRAPING MY EYES!

Geoff/Grif: Beer, Oreos and Halo.

Joel: BUY GOLD. BUY GOLD. NOW'S THE TIME! BUY GOLD. AND GET ME ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN TELL EVERYONE ELSE. BUY GOLD!

Gus: .......*takes off shirt and starts dancing*

My Impressions of some of the RT staffBurnie: One day, I shall be a very rich black man.

Matt: There are no drugs in my car! You can't believe everything you read!

Michael: INTO THE HALLS OF FUCK! GODDAMN IT I GOT SO CLOSE! Oh god, I'm about to die aren't I....GURRAAAHHHH WHYYYYY GODDAMN IT THIS GAME IS ASSRAPING MY EYES!

Geoff/Grif: Beer, Oreos and Halo.

Joel: BUY GOLD. BUY GOLD. NOW'S THE TIME! BUY GOLD. AND GET ME ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN TELL EVERYONE ELSE. BUY GOLD!

Gus: .......*takes off shirt and starts dancing*