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Train StopA man was standing on a train platform seeing the train off and he observed someone near him shouting at one of the departing passengers, "Goodbye. Your wife was a great lay! Your wife was a great lay!"

He was stunned.

After the train pulled away, he walked over to the man who'd done the shouting, and asked "Did I hear you correctly? Did you tell that man his wife was a great lay?"

The other man shrugged his shoulders.

"It isn't really true," he said, "but I don't want to hurt his feelings."
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Name Michael
Occupation Soon to be Web Developer
Birthday August 20th, 1984
Interests Reading blogging gaming and classical guitar.
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