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22 year-old male from Belleville, IL
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hi were thinking of making a show like this and me and some of my friends put 2gether this tiny script for u and to here all the feedback so please dont hold back

Mason: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! You record over my soap opera which i spent all day wanting to
see and for what!

Grim: Soft core cable porn

Mason: I dont get to watch trisha and kevins wedding just cause you wanted to see boobs!

Grim: And naked goats

Mason: what the hell does naked goats have to do with porn

Grim: they were in the background

Mason: Screw you im going to go eat my pie

Grim: How did you get pie.............were in the middle of no where

Mason: Johhny gave it to me

Grim: wait who......

*phone rings*

Grim: O hey johny........yea i have the money.....let me go get it. *whisper* here mason
take the phone

Mason: O hi johnny thanks for the pie.

J: Give the phone to grim

Mason: i cant.......hes busy

J: doing what

Mason: having sex

J: HA GRIM NO WAY!

Mason: he doesnt believe me

Grim: God why did you have to say i was having sex

Mason: you have to make fake orgasm sounds

Grim: i need someone to be the girl

Mason: fine ill do that

*fake orgasm noises*

*gen walks by*

Gen: WTF ARE YOU GUYS DOING!

Grim: phone sex

Mason: Phone sex

Gen: ok

J: listen Grim just give me my money by tomorrow or i will break your legs

*hangs up phone*

Grim: well you know what i have to do now

Mason: what?

Grim: kill you

Mason: are you serious

Grim: yes

Grim: are you more scared of bunnies or clowns

Mason: you are serious

*screen fades*

Grim: what times are you alone and how much blood spatter would a gernade cause if it was
was 3 feet away from you

Mason: uhhhhhh
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Name darth vader
Occupation millionare/owner of playboy mansion
Birthday April 4th, 1990
Interests ummmmm well lets see playing counterstrike and starcraft watching rvb eps.... of course and watching the godfather 5 times a day... yep thats my life... exciting huh?
IAMS_A_R_G_E'S...
Music smashing pumpkins linkin park aerosmith blink 182 n eminem
Movies all the mission impossibles the recruit underworld i robot equilibreum n alot more
TV Shows simpsons n king of the hill all the mtv shows arena and thats about it