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A loving responseA woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible.

As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the shops. she decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital.

She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful coffee slice complimentary from the last shop She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her Husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will be more than likely the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And you'll now be his carer!"

The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed...........
The lady doctor then chuckled and said, "I'm just pulling your leg.
He's dead. What did you buy?"
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Name ipw133
Occupation If I could do nothing I would
Birthday September 15th, 1980
Interests RVB Of course Rugby F1 Cycling building and breaking 'puters
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Music Prodigy all types of Blues (particularly Hooker and Howling Wolf) Led Zeppelin AC/DC 3 Days Grace Children of Bodom Judas Priest Slipknot Linkin Park Sex pistols The Pretenders Pink Floyd The Pogues
Movies Day After tomorrow (except for the lame end) James Bond Aliens Dawn of the Dead (2003) The Forbidden Zone Dark City Soldier The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse.
TV Shows The Simpsons South Park Red Dwarf The league of Gentlemen (including the film) Little Britain (been to Llanddewi Brefi) Open all hours Dr Who Radio - The Goons I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue Navy Lark and other ancient British humour.
Books HitchHiker's Guide Discworld novels Tolkien's stuff.