I am here
I am now on the website to rule you all. HEHAHHWHAHH.

So. Just updating you all on my day.

This morning I woke up at like, 10:40. I wore one sock and nothing more. I went to bed with two. But I guess I took one off in the night. But i woke up with one sock on. And still naked. So it doesnt really matter.

I jumped out da bed, cooked up some cap'n crunch. i BLEW MY NOSE. sry capz. I think im getting sick. ANYWAY..... After break fast, i thought about showering. Instead, I started watching glee on demand. FUCKING SICK

Next time i looked at the clock, it was 10:50AM. aND IT WAS TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL.sry capz. So off to school I went. Once I was outside, i felt it was a bit nippy out. So went back inside and put on more socks. As well as some other shit.

On the freeway, this puerto douchebag was honking at me.I breakchecked him and he rammed into me. Seeing as it wasnt my fault, I kept driving. I noticed at about 10:55, he was still on my tail. I ignored it because this asshole wanted to steal my shit.

Ticked off, I turned around and drove home. I didnt even bother with school and played some mean tomb raider and ate some bananas. Tomb raider and bananas will cure all your sorrows. Better luck tomorrow.

Love always,
the KING

I am here
I am now on the website to rule you all. HEHAHHWHAHH.

So. Just updating you all on my day.

This morning I woke up at like, 10:40. I wore one sock and nothing more. I went to bed with two. But I guess I took one off in the night. But i woke up with one sock on. And still naked. So it doesnt really matter.

I jumped out da bed, cooked up some cap'n crunch. i BLEW MY NOSE. sry capz. I think im getting sick. ANYWAY..... After break fast, i thought about showering. Instead, I started watching glee on demand. FUCKING SICK

Next time i looked at the clock, it was 10:50AM. aND IT WAS TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL.sry capz. So off to school I went. Once I was outside, i felt it was a bit nippy out. So went back inside and put on more socks. As well as some other shit.

On the freeway, this puerto douchebag was honking at me.I breakchecked him and he rammed into me. Seeing as it wasnt my fault, I kept driving. I noticed at about 10:55, he was still on my tail. I ignored it because this asshole wanted to steal my shit.

Ticked off, I turned around and drove home. I didnt even bother with school and played some mean tomb raider and ate some bananas. Tomb raider and bananas will cure all your sorrows. Better luck tomorrow.

Love always,
the KING