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51 year-old male from Derry, NH
CJ & Sarah 6-11-07
I'm really 15

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It's all funny until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious



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8 months pregnant
This is a true story!

A lady that was about 8 months pregnant got on a bus in Austrailia. He noticed a man oppisite of her was smilling at her. She immediatly moved to another seet. The smile turned into a grin so she moved again. The man seemed amused. When on the fourth move, the man started bursting out laughing. Then she complained to the bus driver and the man got arrested. The case came up in court. the jugde asked the man what did he have to say for himself. The man replied:

"When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help noticing her condition. The she sat under a sweets sign that said, The double mint twins are coming and I smiled."
"Then she moved under a sign that said, Logans Liniment will reduce swelling, and I had to grin."
"Then she moved under a deoderant sign that said, Logans big stick did the trick, and i couldn't hardly contain myself."
"But, your honor when she moved the fourth time. she sat under a sign that said, Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident", I just lost it.

"CASE DISMISSED!"
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