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November 9th, 2009

Fat Guy on a Skateboard

Jack pointed me to this fantastic spot that brings up an on going debate that I've had with myself since the introduction of Guitar Hero. Video game peripherals; love them or hate them? I go back and fourth, but I have to think that if this thing actually works, well, I'm going to play the hell out of it.

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The "I would totally F**k Gavino" club Just like the "I would totally F**k Joel" club

Jenkins Fan Club I wish I was in the Jenkins Fan Club, don't you? Absolutly!

Dogs in clothes Horrible yet somehow funny...

The Street Team Help promote RvB and RT online.

Team Staff Rooster Teeth Staff Tournament Team

Andy the Bomb This isn't being dramatic. Andy is the bomb!

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NAME

Joel Heyman

OCCUPATION

No cubicals.

INTERESTS

Filling out fields on internet sites entitled "interests" in which no one will ever really read anyway. I could just type about randon crap here and no one will ever really see it. See me typing about crap that no one will ever read. Blah blah blah yup typing about nothing. I could even misspel crap or make up a word: plup-tent

FAVORITE MUSIC

Like I'm going to take this field seriously. Did you see the last field? I actually typed the word "plup-tent" in it. wtf.

FAVORITE MOVIES

This has to be the most boring profile ever. I can't believe you are still reading this. What is wrong with you. Go out and do something seriously. Btw my favorite muppet is Animal.

FAVORITE TV SHOWS

Kudlow&Co btw I don't care if ya don't read the FAQ. Really I could care less. Nobody reads those *(%*$^!things anyway. It';s like those agreements ya know the "terms and conditions" ya skip over before hitting the "I AGREE" button. Does anybody read those #@$%Z^! things? I mean lets face it even if ya did read the FAQ its not like your going to give two #(*$^@! about what it says anyway. FAQ: "please don't post pictures of elephant penises" reader: "Quick! Somebody get me a copy of National Geographic and a scanner!" anyway if ya have any questions they are answered in the FAQ. (No they are not) Seriously I haven't even read the #$(*&#$^@ thing. For all I know it doesn';t even address penises on elephants. And don�39;t think for a second that I don't recognize the Irony that more people just read that lame-ass sentence about elephant penises in my weak-ass profile than will read the FAQ.

FAVORITE BOOKS

Joel's stupid bio: After getting in touch with his emotions and learning to breathe deeply Joel Heyman would graduate from the University of Texas (go horns) in 1997 with BFA (Breathing Feeling Acting) degree. Joel would go on to breath feel and act his way through over 40 plays ranging from regional plays in Texas to off-Broadway productions in New York. While in Texas Joel would eventually meet-up with Austin's two other world class drunks: Matt Hullum and Burnie Burns. A partnership was formed and a movie resulted: The Schedule a film that showed the world that three drunk guys can point and aim a camera at stuff. Soon after Joel was ready to move to Hollywood so as that he could work on movies and television shows that also pointed and aimed cameras at stuff (expensive stuff); Joel was moving up. While working with Oscar nominated director Sergei Bodrov (The Quickie 2001) Joel discovered that if you work on a movie that will only get released in France then...

FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES

well nobody will really see that movie except French people: a lesson learned. Later Joel would go on to play the role of Conrad on the soap opera Passions. A part that would distinguish Joel for saying such memorable lines like:Excuse me and Did you order this? and; I am Conrad Destroyer of galaxies would you like fries with that? Standing in for David Boreanaz(s.p.?) ~even he is not sure how it's spelled on the T.V. show Angel Joel would explore the many smelly/scary/unsafe alleys in Los Angeles. In April of 2003 Red vs Blue emerged (buy a DVD damnit) and so did the character of Caboose a project that allowed Joel to not have to shoot in every smelly/scary/unsafe alleys of L.A. Red vs. Blue would utilize the process of machinima: pointing a virtual camera at some virtual stuff. The great success of this confusing process would land Red vs. Blue on the Cover of the Wall Street Journal. Then some other stuff happened but I have run out of space.

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RedSun

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she thinks she loves you <3

3FatSamurai

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I think I love you. <3

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Do you guys have any followers of Islam at RT?

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this is something random i like monkeys

WhiteRAZOR

I MISS YOU

Posted 2 days ago	+ 0 Lame [ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
You're mighty cute in that picture with Joe.... scratches under your chin and behind your ears. ... Oh hang on, I thought YOU were the cat. Your names get mixed up so easily! Have a kitty treat, dude tosses you one

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<3

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AchieveMen

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I was just listening to the podcast, and I found out you were from DC. I'm from DC to, so I was wondering where in DC you went to school.

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Joel, rather than sifting through the 516 pages of comments to see if anyone else has ever asked you this, I was curious as to how I might be able to check out one of your movies: The Schedule? I was interested in watching this obviously first rate title, but sadly, I cannot find it anywhere. Is there any way that you may be able to point me in the right direction? Thank you.

The_hispanic

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Hey you know what I am wondering? I am wondering why your head in that avatar picture you are using looks alot more tan then your neck and the rest of your skin. Is it jsut a shadow effect cause of that fire extinguisher or something?