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KarateChop
28 year-old female from Illinois! YAY!
People, in general, are stupid. And I'm ok with that? =)

"If you can't say anything don't say anything at all."
My Mom said that, she's awesome!

Some people that make me laugh: my bro Jason, Dane Cook and the Kool Aid bit, Pablo Fransisco and his Little Tortilla Boy bit, 80's music videos.....

I love to laugh, What makes you laugh?


98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this into your profile.


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KarateChop
We're There!
Hey saying hi to ya'll from Illinois. I'm still in the process of unpacking and stuff so I got to get going but I should be on again soon so hang in there. Miss you guys!
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Name Jessica
Occupation AppleBee's........F-yeah!
Birthday December 12th, 1983
Interests Bloopers "Making of"s ( whether video game or movie ) the ocean(s) Dragons Polarbears drawing people writing shooting guns ( done it once so want to do it again) Love music anything with piano or a really good choir Love movies esp. Horror Action or Sci-fi anything having to do with forensics.....like stuff on Court TV.
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Music Alice In Chains Stone Temple Pilots Sevendust Nine Inch Nails Fear Factory The Minibosses DVDA or anything Trey Parker and Matt Stone KMFDM E.S. Posthumus Craig Armstrong Massive Attack Hednoize Duran Duran God Lives Underwater Curve Dust for Life From Zero Zero Mancer Mindless Self Indulgence Soundgarden Pantera Enigma Pink Floyd Fuel Finger Eleven Crossbreed Linkin Park Muse Pearl Jam Seal Saliva Staind ( Dysfunction!) Theory of a Deadman Tori Amos Velvet Revolver Rammstein Submersed The Sythetic Dream Foundation Linkin Park ..... Also Instrumental Soundtracks 70's 80's and 90's music. Video game soundtracks and I love piano tributes. Soundtracks to : Tomb Raider Jurassic Park Braveheart Snow Falling on Cedars The Shawshank Redemption The Fifth Element Gladiator X-men Constantine True Lies The Hunt for Red October Lord of the Rings Trilogy...... Pretty Much everything but COUNTRY!!! :::vomits a little :::
Movies To start with in no order: Aliens T2 LOTR Trilogy Happy Gilmore Boondock Saints Eddie Izzard: Dressed To Kill Predator Behind Enemy Lines Team America: World Police Matrix Wayne's World 1&2 Snatch Identity X-men 1 & 2 Lethal Weapon 1 & 2 Night of the Living Dead Jaws Romy and Michelle's Higschool Reunion DodgeBall Orgazmo Zoolander Starsky and Hutch Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Hunt for Red October Patriot Games Clear and Present Danger Underworld Braveheart While you were Sleeping Alien Shaun of the Dead The Shawshank Redemption Last Action Hero French Kiss Super Troopers Dawn of the Dead Monty Python and the Holy Grail Batman Spaceballs The Bourne Identity Starship Troopers Ace Ventura: Pet Detective True Lies Alien Versus Predator to be continued...../
TV Shows Pretty much anything on G4 not having anything to do with sports games; like watching sports not playing on console. South Park Saturday Night Live Real TV Worlds Wildest Police Videos Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Animal Planet's Most Extreme Family Guy Aqua Teen Hunger Force X-men The Simpons Farscape The Deadzone The Jeff Corwin Experience any nature show having to do with snakes sharks or polarbears......and do I have to say it.....CSI BABY! just started getting into Futurama.
Books I read a lot of Micheal Crichton but in the last month I�39;ve really gotten into the Resident Evil novels written by S. D. Perry I'm so gonna keep reading her books they are AWESOME!