Cause I got you...."Nobody wanna see us together but it dont matter no cause i got you......" love that song. a great tune that i had to listen to a bunch of times. I have to admit Akon has become an artist that i really am starting to love listening to. But anyway thats not why you are here is it? Nope its not. So here it is another list for the funny bone in your...... elbow? back? uhhhh well it there somewhere =P this one is to help solve the mysteries of having a roommate. Sometimes it's hard to gauge the relationship you have with your roommate. Does he like you, or does he loathe the very fiber of your being. Here's a helpful table if you're curious.
Friend :: Dick He tells you that you have an attractive family :: You catch him masturbating to your little sister's middle school picture
He puts on his headphones when you are trying to study :: He blares techno music all the time, and turns on a strobe light when you are trying to sleep
He loans you his ti-83 when yours disappears :: He won't let you touch his calculator, which looks suspiciously like yours.
He tells you all about his bio quiz, since he has the same class a few hours before you :: He won't talk to you about the bio quiz and when you ask why, he tries to stab you
You share shower sandals :: He always steals your shower sandals and returns them smelling of urine
The two of you play Madden together for hours :: He purposely broke your controller so you couldn't embarrass his sorry ass anymore
You guys went halvies on a futon :: He threw up on your futon, on purpose
You eat lunch together in the dining hall :: He stole your meal card
You guys drink together :: He told the RA that your shot glasses aren't just "decorative"Â
You guys have the same taste in music :: He's in the marching band
You watch all the same TV shows :: He watches Hentai porn while you're in the room
He bought you a cup at a frat house :: He told a frat guy that you jerk off to his girlfriend's Facebook picture
You know his favorite beer is Guinness :: He drinks wine coolers
He doesn't let his alarm go off for more than 10 seconds :: He watches you sleep
He already came home with you one weekend :: He called your mom a bitch, to her face
You guys have a secret handshake :: He jerks off to pictures of your sister in middle school, man
Well there you go. For the sake of everything that is holy dont start getting all paranoid about your roomie after reading this. I dont want to hear that you took everything that he/she ever borrowed from you back and decided to kick them where it hurts. saying "Khratos told me to with his list" isnt a good explanation. i know you guys very well *glances at Clare* right muffin? LoL viva la revolucion!!!
Cause I got you...."Nobody wanna see us together but it dont matter no cause i got you......" love that song. a great tune that i had to listen to a bunch of times. I have to admit Akon has become an artist that i really am starting to love listening to. But anyway thats not why you are here is it? Nope its not. So here it is another list for the funny bone in your...... elbow? back? uhhhh well it there somewhere =P this one is to help solve the mysteries of having a roommate. Sometimes it's hard to gauge the relationship you have with your roommate. Does he like you, or does he loathe the very fiber of your being. Here's a helpful table if you're curious.
Friend :: Dick He tells you that you have an attractive family :: You catch him masturbating to your little sister's middle school picture
He puts on his headphones when you are trying to study :: He blares techno music all the time, and turns on a strobe light when you are trying to sleep
He loans you his ti-83 when yours disappears :: He won't let you touch his calculator, which looks suspiciously like yours.
He tells you all about his bio quiz, since he has the same class a few hours before you :: He won't talk to you about the bio quiz and when you ask why, he tries to stab you
You share shower sandals :: He always steals your shower sandals and returns them smelling of urine
The two of you play Madden together for hours :: He purposely broke your controller so you couldn't embarrass his sorry ass anymore
You guys went halvies on a futon :: He threw up on your futon, on purpose
You eat lunch together in the dining hall :: He stole your meal card
You guys drink together :: He told the RA that your shot glasses aren't just "decorative"Â
You guys have the same taste in music :: He's in the marching band
You watch all the same TV shows :: He watches Hentai porn while you're in the room
He bought you a cup at a frat house :: He told a frat guy that you jerk off to his girlfriend's Facebook picture
You know his favorite beer is Guinness :: He drinks wine coolers
He doesn't let his alarm go off for more than 10 seconds :: He watches you sleep
He already came home with you one weekend :: He called your mom a bitch, to her face
You guys have a secret handshake :: He jerks off to pictures of your sister in middle school, man
Well there you go. For the sake of everything that is holy dont start getting all paranoid about your roomie after reading this. I dont want to hear that you took everything that he/she ever borrowed from you back and decided to kick them where it hurts. saying "Khratos told me to with his list" isnt a good explanation. i know you guys very well *glances at Clare* right muffin? LoL viva la revolucion!!!
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