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23 year-old male from Rockville, Maryland

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Ladies and Gentlemen....

If I May Have Your Attention Please
I May Just Blow Your Mind.
I Can Do It With The Greatest Of Ease.
Now, Would You Be So Kind?

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So I just got back home.

My work shift typically ends around 9:30 at night, when the mall closes.

I was packing up the store getting ready to leave when one of the other mall workers named Amanda comes up and asks what I'm doing. Nothing, I say.

That's when she asked me to come see the Iron Man 2 early showing with her at 10:30

I am just -now- stumbling home.

I will reveal nothing.

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