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LtBerryJJF JFBerry
Male from Fairfax, VA
People hang on my every word, even the prepositions. I can speak French, in Russian. I have been known to cure Narcolepsy simply by walking into the room. My organ donor card also lists my beard. I'm a lover, not a fighter...but I'm also a fighter, so don't get any ideas. The police often question me, just because they find me interesting. My beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body. My blood smells like Cologne. I once had a ménage à trois by myself. I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels. My business card simply says 'I'll call you.' I am the most interesting man in the world.
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LtBerryJJF JFBerry
Fit for RTX PlanAfter watching the latest podcast (215) I finally decided to get serious about exercising (I figure if they can do it, then so can I).

After a year of unemployment, sitting around playing video games and subsisting on water and crackers for most of it I was pretty lean (THIS IS NOT an endorsement for losing weight [it's dangerous and miserable]). However, I just recently got a pretty decent desk job and have been packing on the pounds since I can finally afford to eat (I gained 20 lbs. in less than three weeks). I've started getting a beer gut and can't fit into my suit without leaving the button unbuttoned.

I've been saying I'd start going to the gym more for the past...
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