The Forbidden DresserSo like six months ago my 22-year-old brother tried to have the sex talk with me. I called him an idiot and told him to f**k off. But then he got serious and said "Okay, don't listen to anything else I've ever told you except for this. One. Simple. Yet horrifying. Statement. Whatever you do, don't look in the top right dresser drawer of Dad's bedroom."

Now my dad's married to my stepmom, and I never really (until today) realized what sides of the bed they slept on. Up until this day, I'd never thought twice about the "Forbidden Dresser," because I figured thinking about it would make me curious. Well my stepmom told me that I needed to come in...

The Forbidden DresserSo like six months ago my 22-year-old brother tried to have the sex talk with me. I called him an idiot and told him to f**k off. But then he got serious and said "Okay, don't listen to anything else I've ever told you except for this. One. Simple. Yet horrifying. Statement. Whatever you do, don't look in the top right dresser drawer of Dad's bedroom."

Now my dad's married to my stepmom, and I never really (until today) realized what sides of the bed they slept on. Up until this day, I'd never thought twice about the "Forbidden Dresser," because I figured thinking about it would make me curious. Well my stepmom told me that I needed to come inside through the backdoor because she was locking the front so she could take a nap, and to wake her when I got home. So I get home, wake her up (she had a night shift to work) and she started getting ready to leave. I hopped on the Xbox 360 to kill some time. 3 hours later, my dad asks me if I'll remember to take a pizza out of the oven for me and my little brother (he's 12.) 30 minutes later, my brother screams and I go upstairs to see what the hell happened.

He burnt himself. So I give him an icepack and tell him to watch tv. I grab my pizza, and 15 minutes later I'm back on the Xbox. I come upstairs to take a piss, and my brother asks dumbly, "Is it hailing?" It was like 45 degrees outside and it was not even raining. I called him an idiot and told him to finish eating. Then I heard it. This sound has been haunting me for 4 hours as I type this now. A rattling. Coming from my dad's room.
I walk into the room and look for like a cell phone going off or an alarm. Turn on the light and saw the lamp on top of the forbidden dresser shaking. By this point I'm thinking "Oh. Shit."

I check to see if theres anything causing the noise AROUND the dresser, and there wasn't. Felt the dresser, and could tell it was from the inside. Now my little brother is like 3 feet behind me tiptoeing to see what I find. Slowly I open the drawer, just enough to see a spiral cord. I stop. Spiral cords are only on women products, such as the curling iron. I proceeding to say "Oh hell no," kick my brother out of the room, shut the doors, and hide in my bedroom.