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dontch hate it when that happens......
#1  Posted 4 years ago  |  + 1 Cool
Vlad2049
Rules for Fighting Zombies

1. Aim for the head. Always.
2. Don't miss. Ever.
3. Explosions are cool, but do minimal damage. They'll still come after you, only slower.
4. Never set them on fire. All it will do is make them smell worse then they already do, and now you have to deal with Zombies that are On Fire.
5. If a friend gets bitten, give him/her a useful yet expendable melee weapon, and have them go to town. Best to get some use out of them before they turn.
6. If you are bitten, you have 3 options: option A, follow Rule 5. Option B, shoot yourself, making it easier on your friends for later. Option C, grab as much explosive as possible, strap it to yourself, and jump into the biggest pile of Zombies. Yes, I know about Rule 3, but at least you can say you didn't die an undead.
7. Chances are, no matter where you go, there will be Zombies. Your best bets are the following: mountains, underground, north/south to extreme cold climate, out to sea. You take a chance with any of these, so take your pick and hope for the best.
#2  Posted 4 years ago  |  + 1 Funny
shadowox8
It just makes you have a flaming, angry zombie after you.
#3  Posted 4 years ago  |  + 1 Cool
Dockman
So true...
#4  Posted 4 years ago
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