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The what now?Aquaman has really let himself go...

Go home Bumblebee, you're drunk.

No ticket, no ride.

1 day ago  |  Comments (1)

So a friend invited me into his world in the game Space Engineers. He had built a massive asteroid base with elevators and multiple levels.

I help out a little doing so mining with a medium sized mining vessel, but as I am dumping out thousands of kilograms of Iron Ore into his refinery collector, I made a slight error.

I was fixing an issue with the ejector and I cut it off with my grinder... Sadly, there were 200kg of iron in the collector so when I cut it off, the Gravity Generator accelerated it and it punched a hole... Not just a hole in the floor, but through the next floor and the one after that and out though the bottom of the base.

I say "Whoops" and he tells me he was in his hanger when a giant rock flew through the base and nearly destroyed his utility ships. I am like "Yeah, my bad, sorry."


2 weeks ago  |  Comments (1)
But it's sooo gooood!

So I have a mild allergy to fish oil. But I love some fish from time to time...

I should give it up and stop feeling like my throat is constricting after eating it, but it is so damn good...


(Oh yeah, and the cat is thinking, "Hey this normally comes in a can, but I'll give it a shot!")
3 weeks ago  |  Comments (2)
Sigh...Me playing Battlefield.

You get all excited when someone runs out in front of you.

Then someone takes the game a bit too serious.

3 weeks ago  |  Comments (1)
NopeYeah, I don't think I wanna get on this ride.

The landing looks rough.

4 weeks ago  |  Comments (3)
Wow, I really am bored...I just realised you can type the word 'Repetitory' using only the top row of a qwerty keyboard...
The bored fact came in when I then worked out that you could type 'Shakalaka' using the middle row and sod all with the bottom row other than 'Mmm' or 'Zzz' to signify something you like or the generally accepted way of showing someone is sleeping using text.

I also watched the Deadpool footage earlier and I would watch that movie.

1 month ago  |  Comments (0)
Nightmares.My nightmare incarnate...

Screw zombies in a mall, fill it with these and I would run.


The mello tiger, "Hey man, lets be friends."


Joel, it's your nightmare. Better get the holy hand grenade.
1 month ago  |  Comments (4)
GTA Online Argument(He drives by and shoots up my car.)

Me : (Text) Arsehole!

Him : (Text) Btch.

Me : (Text) Coward.

Him : (Text) You're dead.

(I check his level, he is level 467.)

Me :

1 month ago  |  Comments (1)
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