???Snake: "Hey Otacon, take notes on this." Otacon: "Snake what are you.." Snake: "Sup baby... bumblefaggot." Raven: "Ohmygod I'm so turned on!" Snake: "See? She's already interested." Otacon: "All you did was say bumblefaggot. How did that even work?" Snake: "So now that she's randomly erotically filling you up you ELBOW HER IN THE STOMACH AND JUDO FLIP HER! Otacon: "What? SERIOUSLY?" Snake: "THEN YOU KICK HER IN THE OVARIES!"
LOLSometimes you walking down that street! From behind, you see a girl you'd like to meet! Her hair is long and she has a purposeful stride! Risk it all! Ask her out. Whoops, oh it's a guy.
Cheating in singleplayer isn't wrongI've been bitched at by people saying cheating in single player ruins the game. Not on this site of course. In real life. I beat dark souls on 360 like 20 times, so when I decided to get the pc version when it came out I wanted to get straight to the new content. I then proceeded to download and play with a trainer. 168 hours played all with a trainer and still fun as hell, never playing it online. I also have ADHD so you know that shit has to be fucking interesting to play that much. I wish people would fuck off and leave me and my haxorz alone.
So the world didn't end.Looks like Trolestia has trolled us yet again. So I'll admit. At 11:30 last night I was having trouble sleeping because I couldn't stop thinking about it. Even though I didn't give it a second thought before that. When I checked my phone and it said 12:01 It was the most relieved I've felt in a long time. Now I feel stupid for worrying.
New mod systemYou can see the trolls seething in their cages right now. "BURN DOWN THE INTERNET ROOSTERTEETH CHANGED THEIR MOD SYSTEM!!!" Oh internet why you be so angry?
MY DAN!www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fRuoMIfpw "Your Donut has arrived" "1-800-ROOSTERTEETH? They can't have my lightish-red armor! I have a special show" "Watch. Watch your special show." "MY DAN!"
MY DAN!www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fRuoMIfpw "Your Donut has arrived" "1-800-ROOSTERTEETH? They can't have my lightish-red armor! I have a special show" "Watch. Watch your special show." "MY DAN!"
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