Wacky News #1- Walmart MisadventureAs promised, some strange and wacky news! Gus! Go with the theme song! ...okay onto the news! So I'm sure everyone who lives lives above ground knows that Wal-Mart is a weird place. Yes, from the old women who wear their pants as bras, to the standard crazy redneck, flocks of crazies from around the tri-state area fly to Wally World for they're household needs. And, apparently, sexual needs to. Turns out a couple in Kansas were caught and arrested "fondling" each other... a polite way for saying they boned. In Walmart. While sober. In front of people. Great. Any thoughts or comments can be placed in the comments section, obviously. If this journal goes well I'll quest for other strange things to report. Original article can be found in the link and credit for the gif goes to matthewg14. I DID NOT MAKE IT. www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex-inside-kansas-walmart-587324
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